poop breath

when someone has terrible breath that literally smells like shit. people that have poop breath tend to always want to tell you secrets, causing you to have no choice but to try and not breath until they're done talking to you, so you don't have to smell their putrid poop breath.

I have to subtley cover my nose when Chrissy talks to me, or I can smell her rancid poop breath.

by Bourgeois October 9, 2006

poop stick

a stick you use to break up shit, when you know that the crap you just took is going to clog the toilet

i need to find my poop stick, i don't wanna clog my toilet.

by vheissu417 January 13, 2009

Poop Prerogative

The right to interrupt someone's conversation because something just pooped by you or near you.

Ashley: So I was saying...
Kristin: oh, something just pooped by me. I'm sorry to interrupt. 
Ashley: no it's fine, it's your Poop Prerogative.

by daveg365 April 11, 2010

Poop in a Handbag

Used as the cleaner version of. Sh*t! F*ck! ETC. Generally while something you did not want to occur, ended up happening.
Occasionally the equivalent to FML.

*Person Playing Video Game*
Game: Killed By YoMama123

Person: Poop in a Handbag!

by Scoob The Greek October 4, 2010

poop manger

The act of filling a toilet bowl with a large amount of toilet paper and then proceeding to defecate onto it, thus causing the turd remain afloat. The feces surrounded by toilet paper symbolizes Baby Jesus wrapped in blankets in his manger. The poop manger is then left there for the unsuspecting victim to encounter.

"I sure showed those guys."

"What did you do?"

"I snuck into their bathroom and left them a poop manger, poor bastards never saw it coming. I'd hate to be the guy to clean that up."

by ThaddPole October 12, 2011

poop you

A kinder way of saying F you

Person 1: Haha you look fat today

Person 2: Poop you

by asdfghjkl:)asdfghjkl:)asdfghjk April 25, 2014

Poop Crayon

Poop Crayon - (Noun)
A Poop Crayon is a small piece of fecal matter that is stuck in the anal cavity that continues to write on the toilet paper when you wipe. Poop Crayons are extremely troublesome especially when you are in a rush.

"Sorry I'm late, I had a poop crayon and couldn't get my butt clean!"

by idontknowmuch March 9, 2017