Pillowforting

Pillowforting is to when you construct a fortress out of pillows and/or blankets for the express purpose of disguising sensual or sexual contact as innocent. This is typically done by teenagers who want to hide their actions from parents, siblings, or friends, but it can also be done by anyone who wants to kiss or fuck while cozy.

Example 1:
Person A: Do you want to make a pillow fort?
Person B: Hell yes.

Example 2:
Person A: I pillowforted Person B so hard last night that the ceiling collapsed in on us.
Person C: Damn, did you get caught?
Person A: No, we kept our clothes mostly on anyways.

Example 3:
"Pillowforting is my favorite way to make out with my partner."

by Dyspros February 6, 2023

pooping pillows

the comfortable cushion provided by larger than average ass cheeks while taking a poop

i'd fluff that chicks pooping pillows, nah mean?

by rbem May 22, 2008

Cunt pillow

Vulgar term for how a women's underwear looks/feels if they have a particularly large bush.

"Oh man her cunt pillow was so soft but stank of fish"

by Arseraptor October 2, 2011

Prison Pillow

A roll of toilet paper used as a pillow by an inmate in jail.

Issued a jumpsuit, slippers and a blanket, the inmate grabbed a roll of toilet paper to use as a prison pillow for his bunk.

by dcafn8ed October 22, 2012

Claddagh Pillow Fight

Filling two receptacle's / pouches, preferably pillow cases, with excrement and or bodily fluids used as weapons in infamous battles of utter scumbaginess.

Origins of word trace back to Edinburgh circa May 2013

All this Buckfast and Guiness is going to make for a ferocious Claddagh pillow fight in the morning.

by Magic Mike's Muscles May 7, 2013

Bitch-pillow

A safety feature used in modern motor-vehicles which inflate upon crashing to protect the driver, if he/she is a bitch.

"Wait, your car doesn't even have airbags?" "Ha, airbags, you mean Bitch-pillows."

by Qushion July 31, 2013

scrotum pillow

The act of pushing your chin down and tucking in towards your chest creating a "second" chin or roll of soft neck skin pliable enough to rest ones scrotum on during a blow job.

She's a big girl but with great talent cause she provides a nice scrotum pillow during head.

by Captain Ding Dong October 23, 2013