Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents

Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro, my phone is blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwhich.

Let me see.

Oh, bro. Christmas is next week. This is a parental notification.

by nocharge December 13, 2023

parent

a person's father or mother.

those are my parents

by smolbeans April 26, 2022

Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.

The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended in memory if the Fourth Commandment.

Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwich.

Let me see.

Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.

by anonymous November 15, 2023

parents

the devils, or the angels based on your personality. They are the people who created you by doing *the dirty*. They built a roof on top of your head. They feed you unless you're a baby. OR they ( fed ) you. They made you *exist*. You grew up with them UNLESS your Dad went to get the milk, OR both of them died or one of them did. They pay rent, build a roof on top of your head, They work hard, They cook, they clean, they work in their jobs unless they don't have jobs , they probably work hard to raise you every day. Some kids treat their Parents like crap, spoiled brats HAHAHA If YOU are a spoiled brat, go hug your Mom or Dad, she took care you. She worked hard for you. She bought you all that stuff you have. if ANY of you are spoiled brats, HUG YOUR MOM OR DAD. THEY WORKED HARD FOR YOU, WHAT IF THEY ARE DEPRESSED? HOW WOULD YOU FEEL? HUH?

Me: I love my parents!
Someone: I don't have them.
Friend: I hate mine!

by parents... January 28, 2021

Dominic Jeannote-Parent

The kind of person that always asks for skins to his beloved friends, most people named Dominic Jeannote-Parent tend to love losing bets and having no money in his bank account. Most Dominic's are Tall and have diabetes. They mostly have eye problems so they need to wear glasses, that's where it becomes weird because their eyes become too small and even a normal human being (not a Dominic) can't see these tiny eyes, sadly.

Dominic Jeannote-Parent is always asking me for CS:GO skins and I am very tired.

by dinglydong August 1, 2018

Cover Parent

A cover parent is someone who likes to say they are a parent and post pictures of their kid but when it comes down to the work they usually let the spouse or someone else do it.

Did you here Becka says shes a good mother but her husband says she’s just a cover parent.

by Itzgrimsley June 8, 2022

Plate-feather parent

Parent who is woefully inadequate and ill-prepared for the duty of parenting for viable efficacy, and who, instead, liberally engages in the reproductive process for the sole purpose of ensuring that their progeny are made available for predatory activities, after the manner of domesticated hens and roosters...and human populations, who have historically experienced the collapse of their own societies, and now belong to another social organization, to which they have been forcibly associated, with hostile purpose.

The plate-feather parent viewed the son's emerging talent with a barely supressed anger, and so, used parental persuastion to induce the son to engage in a number of activities with the hope that the son would be brought to mortal ruin.

by ancestaera February 5, 2020