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Seizure Pants

Pants usually bought at the store Hot Topic that have bright and distracting patterns or colours on them. Since the pants are so distracting and colourful, they tend to give people seizures. Most pants are neon-coloured and/or will have suspenders. When wearing seizure pants, people WILL look at you.
I bought a pair of seizure pants at Hot Topic yesterday and they have this insane checkerboard pattern on them.
by shelbyrocksfunky January 23, 2009
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happy pants

When a man has an erection in his pants and it is fairly noticable
Billy woke up with happy pants!
by Celli3 May 5, 2006
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Whore pants

Whore pants or Whorepants are really short shorts that are similar to daisy dukes but they aren't necessarily made from denim. the difference between Daisy Dukes and Whore pants is Whore pants is when they are made from denim they are not frayed at the leg opening instead they have a hem because they were made to be really really small where daisy dukes are just jeans that have the legs cut off.
Jay- Hey look at that chick wearing those Daisy Dukes.
Tim- Those ain't daisy dukes those are Whore pants.
Jay- Oh.
by cuntmustard August 10, 2007
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mumble pants

Pants that are so tight you can see the lips moving but you can't make out what they are saying
Did you see that hotty in the mumble pants, she is fine
by gum13y June 23, 2008
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Pant Licker

Basically a person who licks pants, but also has come to be used as following:

A person who is determined to squeeze everything they can out of a situation.
Used in the commercial "Pop Tarts - Pantlicker (2002)".

A man is in his office eating a Pop Tart Pastry Swirl and the filling spills on his pants and he takes them off. But then the cleaning lady walks in and sees him trying to lick the fruit off of his pants and she gives him that dirty look and says, "Pant licker!"
by WTFish September 12, 2008
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pecker pants

Pecker pants are not flood pants, as indicated by the other guy.

Pecker pants are any loose fitting pants such as sweat pants, pjs, track pants, etc that are worn with no underwear.

Ur pecker bulges out like a sore thumb, really noticeably.
Mom: OMG son, I can see your junk thru those pants!

Son: Mom, u suck! Stop checking out my meatspin when I come down the stairs.

Mom: Well stop wearing those pecker pants and I'll get back to making u cookies.
by foogan October 18, 2008
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spagina pants

From 'spaghetti' plus 'vagina'. Tight pants so slutty that only a spaghetti-thin model could fit their skank vagina into them.
Suzie wore the whoriest spagina pants to her prom and her life nosedived from there.
by gregjockca December 15, 2010
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