packet sniffer

someone who sniffs out peoples balls

oh josh? hes a right packet sniffer

by jamesbond2007 December 13, 2017

pickled penis

When your dick is sweaty and someone gives you head.

I just got back from working out and she gave me “pickled penis.”

by -lmaofuckRJ- February 7, 2018

platinum pickle

A noun describing a superb example of a boner and being able to use it like no other.

If I had the chance, I would lay down the platinum pickle on Pamela Anderson.

by Patrick March 15, 2004

poon packet

a nice tight, well looked after vagina

she has a beautiful little poon packet

by you know boy August 1, 2008

Polish Pickle

The act of going to punch someone in the face but rather then punching them in the face...you kick them in the shin!

Maura walked up to Gooch and said Polish Pickle as she swing towards his face but kicked his shin. Gooch got very angry but laughed at this amazing tactic.

by theofficialgooch February 26, 2010

Chip Packet

Something which can be used as litter, don't litter, it turns water into acid. Also a big nerd in my eyes.

"Don't drop that chip packet, or you'll be drinking acid!"

by Mr Rooster February 26, 2018

and then the Packers won the Superbowl

A newer version of the phrase "and then I found ten dollars", incorporating the victory of the Green Bay Packers in Superbowl XLV.

This phrase adds excitement to a story when it obviously ends abruptly and with no point.

-"I was watching this really funny commercial the other day, I guess you had to be there..."

-"oh...cool"

-... and then the Packers won the Superbowl"

-"Aww really? Fucking sweet!"

by and by February 25, 2011