Tiny Water Puppy

When a puppy, preferibly small is submerged in water, and is damp when galavanting.
"Oh wow, look over there! It's a black lab, but it is wet.. It must be a tiny water puppy."
"I was on Everett dam and I saw a tiny water puppy prancing with it's owner."
by KyleMac April 16, 2008
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Pom Pom Puppies

When a girl got big tits but they hairy
'Yo girl you got some pom pom puppies'
by hddhtdeg December 30, 2016
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poor puppy's Kong

when you give the dog the end of the peanut butter jar and you just leave it in the jar and let them eat out of it
I gave my dog a poor puppy's Kong last night. It's time to go shopping for more peanut butter.
by caelhammer December 01, 2016
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Hot slush puppy

When you deposit a steamy runny substance in to the bog, similar to the consistency of a slush puppy
by SM bigdog May 06, 2019
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Show your puppy

When a random stranger (typically from the phillipines) messages you on facebook. After deciding she is ugly, you scheme to get her on webcam and show her your asshole, so that she may never bother another stranger again. So, you claim to have gotten a new puppy, and you want to show her. While you go get your "puppy" you drop your pants and spread your asshole as wide as possible in front of the webcam, simultaneously filming the footage so that you may later spam her facebook with these videos.
"I didn't ask you to show your puppy. I wanted love!"
by The original puppy shower November 11, 2011
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puffy puppy puss

the puffy part of a dog's vajayjay that sticks out by her butt when she's ready to go into heat often very puffy and odd to gander at
Gracie had a puffy puppy puss and Ciaree knew it was time to stop the stray dogs from coming in the yard.
by Penelope Storm August 03, 2011
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scottsdale puppy snatcher

When you are doing it doggy style, and you reach around with both hands to cup her big fake breasts.
Do you remember that girl from the bar last night?
I totally gave her the scottsdale puppy snatcher.
by ASUSparky December 05, 2007
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