Paused

A FaceTime setting yo girl use when she cheatin

Yo my girl stay in paused

by Fighter22882 January 1, 2021

pouser

Common misspelling of the word "poser," often used by stupid 18 year old boys to show how cool it is to be stupid.

What the fuck is with people that say they smoke GANJA and they really don't you fuckin POUSERS!!!!!!!!

by Screwbacca March 17, 2005

poser

Someone who displays an obsession with certain bands, stores, or anything hardcore when in truth they don't like hard rock, don't really shop at hot topic and got their only pair of black skinny jeans at hollister. Someone insecure enough to fake being badass or and does things like sayig they "snuck out" with a hot guy but really they just went to the end of their driveway at like 10pm.

woahh brittany and amanda are such pathetic POSERS, amanda pretends to be anorexic and birttnay doesnt shut up about how hot her ass is and how much of a rebel she is. sad.

by Bianca Haddad September 22, 2007

poser

Someone who pretends to be someone they are not, they "pose".

That girl isn't a real goth, she's just a poser.

by JennaQ June 2, 2006

norwegian pause

noun: during a conversation, you suddenly think of performing oral art on the woman you're speaking to; this only works if you are a woman

Birgit left a message on my norwegian machine and said, "Olga, i be tinky of ya"..." call me" there be a pause, i think she think to lick me.

by zoepan February 4, 2005

Poser Stoner

A bud smoker who starts smoking after the age of 18 and/or a bud smoker who did not smoke until starting college. They generally try to pass off as a legit sm0ker, but were most likely known as preppy shit talkers in highschool who thought they were better than the stoners they now try to pass off as.

Look at Lindsey! Back in the gap she used to trip if someone lit an el around her and all of a sudden she wants to hit it? Poser stoner.

by PHAT420 January 7, 2011

goth poser

A person that isnt strange or cool or funny so he/she wears gothic clothing but usually doesnt act gothic just wears the clothing for attention

normal person: hey goth! how many times didja cut today?
goth poser: i dont cut so shut the fuck up!
normal person:riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

by Joe725 June 25, 2006