Pooted

It just means farted.

I had gas, so I pooted.

by JoDamMammy February 25, 2019

Pooled

When a girl is texting you, but all she wants to do is play 8 ball.

Nate: “Bro this girl keeps leading me on....”
Cam: “Just don’t get pooled man”

by MalachiTheDon February 26, 2019

pooter

fuckboy, man whore, etc

He kissed Nancy, Stephanie, and Sophia at John's party, he is such a POOTER.

by camycamsdf June 11, 2019

Pooted

When you ruin your chances of getting something

you just pooted your chances

by jam_23 August 2, 2019

Poogleing

Googleing while doing a poo

Hey when I was poogleing the other day I came across this....

by Rex B. Mymind August 25, 2019

pooplets

a bowel movement solely consisting of small pebble or rock sized pieces, typically the result of poor hydration. often this condition is spoken of as an annoyance or inconvenience due to lack of certainty in the completion of the task; the phrase “dropping the kids off at the pool” is a synonymous expression

Sorry it took so long for me to get back from the can, guys. I had pooplets and you never really know when you’re done.

by The Warden of Idioms September 14, 2019

Poodle people

The kind of person who always tells preaches to) you that they're the wrong person.

One of the poodle people started with the warnings about them being the wrong one again did they?

by Solid Mantis September 16, 2019