Phaser

Someone who switches from scene to scene as they please for fashion and getting laid

"Look at that gunk I bet he becomes a phaser in a nickel flip!"

by HateTouch January 3, 2008

PHAT

Used to describe favourable beats of hip-hop origin.

"Man that beat's so phat it's clinically obese"

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Pre-Apocalyptic Phase

The phase of time before a predicted apocalypse when people don't spend any money or bother to do much, just in case there really is an apocalypse.

Mum: I'm just going to go out shopping. I'll be back in a few minutes.
Kid: Don't bother, there's an apocalypse due on Friday. You can shop on Saturday
Mum: But i need to get the Christmas chicken
Kid: SATURDAY

(Day after apocalypse)

Kid: Ok you can go now
Mum: Finally!
Dad: Don't blame him. It was just the Pre-Apocalyptic Phase. Don't want that money to go to waste!

by anonfromhell December 20, 2012

phat

Basically what you would write if you were forced to describe Michael Moore while drunk/high.

"OOh, look at me, I'm Michael Moore, and I am so PHAT!"

by The_Advocate May 13, 2005

Phat Pussi Disease

Phat Pussi disease occurs when one or more large penis having men repeatedly shove their fat throbbing cock into one females vagina which ultimately leads to a phat pussi

Micheal, Zane and Peter destroyed Kim until she acquired Phat Pussi Disease

by Sexdeamon June 17, 2018

Phash

-Phash, is a word that can be used to describe an incredibly amazing slash, this being the gay/lesbian fan-fic people write that can involve band members, characters from books. etc.

-Can be split into 'Phat Slash'.

"OMG THAT IS SOME PHAT SLASH!!!!!" (meaning that it's a really amazing slash fan fic)

"Oh wow you write some serious phash!"

by Naom-I January 21, 2009

treash reckoning phase

Hitting that golden age of 23, you and your subpar friend group from bumcum Alabama think you deserve private yacht parties with NBA players. Your life purpose becomes using cardi-b lyrics to articulate your lifestyle, one-upping your shitty friend group by flexing your ex-frat boyfriends' jobs, money, relationship, etc. This event is more annoying for most men due to fat girls' standards being high for the only sake of them appearing as a "bad bi*ch," and your girlfriend flipping a switch and pressuring you to buy a house/propose to her because ice spice's song said she's a "queen." Is it alcohol? Is it being homeless after college didn't make you a millionaire? Who knows, but most girls seem to flip the switch at around 22-24 years old. If you have a girl who hasn't, keep her at all costs.

My girlfriend's friend group must be going through the "treash reckoning phase", her ugly friends keep calling me a "5 figure ni**a" and telling me to get a better car because my girl deserves "better."

by Literate Stud February 16, 2023