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Dominic Jeannote-Parent

The kind of person that always asks for skins to his beloved friends, most people named Dominic Jeannote-Parent tend to love losing bets and having no money in his bank account. Most Dominic's are Tall and have diabetes. They mostly have eye problems so they need to wear glasses, that's where it becomes weird because their eyes become too small and even a normal human being (not a Dominic) can't see these tiny eyes, sadly.
Dominic Jeannote-Parent is always asking me for CS:GO skins and I am very tired.
by dinglydong August 1, 2018
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parent-jacking

When an annoying parent (mommy or daddy) tries to direct any conversation or activity into themselves as a parent, or of their children when it has nothing to do with the activity.
An example of parent-jacking
"Oh by the way, I just watched this hilarious new show on TV the other day"
"Oh, my Timmy is so cute when he watches TV. He always laughs and smiles at everything!"
by techyartsyman52 June 11, 2021
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Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.

The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended in memory if the Fourth Commandment.
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwich.

Let me see.

Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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dingle parent

short for or slang for a dim witted single parent who otherwise thinks they are doing the work of two parents.
"It takes two of you to do what I, a dingle parent, do."
by Howard Cunningham August 1, 2012
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Blue Parents

A term for a class of privileged people whose parents are rich or famous enough to have their own Wikipedia pages. Thus, when the parent's name shows up on a Wiki page, it would be a blue inline link.
You get good at musical theatre by practicing your singing and acting. You get on Broadway by having blue parents.
by Ofrenda December 21, 2024
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Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.

The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended in memory if the Fourth Commandment.
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwich.

Let me see.

Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by anonymous November 15, 2023
mugGet the Parental Notificationmug.

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