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one-eyed wet willy 

The act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone's ear. A true feat of legend for any wet willy enthusiast!

Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
Brandon "Man I spat on my cock and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was hella pissed."

Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
one-eyed wet willy by cubbi54 October 4, 2015

One Night Hand 

He didn't make a move, so I came home and had a one night hand.

one eyed wiggling welshman 

He was naked the whole party wandering around showing his one eyed wiggling welshman

One Shot Johnny 

What you call a dude who can only must up one go in any sort of sexual experience.
"Damn man, did you go all night?"

"Hell no, I'm a One Shot Johnny."
One Shot Johnny by neilruby1 December 7, 2016

one game at a time 

take it one game at a time!
one game at a time by susar December 13, 2016

One Pump Man 

Usually a term for a man who prematurely ejaculates after just one, but powerful thrust.
One Pump Man by Mulix February 13, 2017