The condition one gets when trying to not look high on marijuana. Most commonly seen on first time users. consists of opening eyes extremely wide, small smirks, jaw clenching and short usually one-worded answers followed by long rambling ones.
Mom: hey honey did you have a good time?
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.
by Tortellini friendship May 21, 2011
The look a person gets on their face while staring at someone intently, sometimes because they think they might recognize them but aren't sure who it is.
If the two parties do not know each other, gawker face can be mistaken for creeper face
If the two parties do not know each other, gawker face can be mistaken for creeper face
by nash_money September 15, 2011
A person who contracts facial, pus filled explosions around the area known as the oral epidermis, from cunnilingus.
by trickybum March 25, 2011
by cmj14221 February 12, 2008
a person who stays on facebook all day and night. Just like a person who watches the television all day and night like a couch potato.
Holly must be a face potato today because every time I post something on her wall or on my wall, she immediately has a comment.
by ekamarie April 06, 2010
by Niggerslapper69 January 13, 2021
The face cradle seems to the untrained eye to be a face palm, but is actually much gentler and more nurturing than the face palm.
by omgphangirl July 01, 2015