by crzygolf2000 June 23, 2017
Our country used to be free but we were so busy playing video games we didn't notice the fascists take over; now we're plagued by couch potatotalitarianism
by Morriebunned May 30, 2017
Guy 1: " hey have you heard of this group called space couch productions? I subscribed to them and my cock doubled in size!"
Johnathon sins: "yes, I am a fan of them
Johnathon sins: "yes, I am a fan of them
by Space Couch Productions February 03, 2022
A crude caveman like individual that sleeps on parent's couch. A general laziness and indifference to reality. Incompetence of even the simplest ideas
by Touchdown Jesus October 06, 2020
A snack similar to Trail Mix however is acquired from the accumulation of lost or dropped food items between couch cushions.
Items are typically: singular french fries, M & M’s or similar candies, assorted crumbs, and identifiable crumbs (Ex: singular Cheeto).
Items are typically: singular french fries, M & M’s or similar candies, assorted crumbs, and identifiable crumbs (Ex: singular Cheeto).
Person 1: Dude! I just pulled my Couch Mix from the last three months, I found a whole onion ring this go-round! Do you want a bag?
Person 2: That’s disgusting! I’ll take two.
Person 2: That’s disgusting! I’ll take two.
by Grab My Kit April 05, 2024
People who sit on the fucking couch and were too fucking lazy to stand up get to the bathroom to unload their fucking crap
John: Hey Carl, Imma take a shit on the couch
Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too
Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?
Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too
Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?
by Thy Custodian April 07, 2024
The act of entertaing people on a couch. Indefinate amounts of awessomness that occurs on the couch.
This couch has features of entertainment that involve;mouth fucking, chalking, powerfulbass drops, smoking smokes, beer drinking, waterpic (modified for vodka) squirting, breast exposures, entertaing the required minimum attire of undies only.
This couch has a job and its not just for supporting your sassy ass.
The primary basis is that this is a power knowledge center with rapid response.
You have a question.
Sass' professors have the prognosis, cure and honest answer.
This couch has features of entertainment that involve;mouth fucking, chalking, powerfulbass drops, smoking smokes, beer drinking, waterpic (modified for vodka) squirting, breast exposures, entertaing the required minimum attire of undies only.
This couch has a job and its not just for supporting your sassy ass.
The primary basis is that this is a power knowledge center with rapid response.
You have a question.
Sass' professors have the prognosis, cure and honest answer.
Couch Sassing
This Friday we are sassi n'.
Oh you want something? Take ur tits out So we can ensue the sassin' off your chest in three step.
1. Consume.
2. Clean up lick
3. Kiss the plate. W/ tounge.
Sorry about your face.
also all out of towels. Not sorry for that.
AAAAAANd your cabs here!
RickyTick TICK TICK
POW POW POW
BANG
Bing bang boom!!!!!!
Problem solved.
This Friday we are sassi n'.
Oh you want something? Take ur tits out So we can ensue the sassin' off your chest in three step.
1. Consume.
2. Clean up lick
3. Kiss the plate. W/ tounge.
Sorry about your face.
also all out of towels. Not sorry for that.
AAAAAANd your cabs here!
RickyTick TICK TICK
POW POW POW
BANG
Bing bang boom!!!!!!
Problem solved.
by V1K1NG June 14, 2013