by Hmug February 10, 2021
Get the Phone headsmug. A phone designed for a real man. It must be:
1) Rugged as Hell
2) Indestructible
3) Waterproof
4) Able to withstand a night of heavy parting at a the Triangle Mansion
1) Rugged as Hell
2) Indestructible
3) Waterproof
4) Able to withstand a night of heavy parting at a the Triangle Mansion
Woltag: "Hey guys, look at my gay iPhone."
Buoni: *Takes piss on iPhone*
Woltag: "oh no! my pussy iPhone just short circuited!"
Durski: "You're a tool" -> *Chucks his MAN PHONE at Woltag's head to knock some sense into him, the drops his phone in Goliath and chugs 2 beers*
Buoni: *Takes piss on iPhone*
Woltag: "oh no! my pussy iPhone just short circuited!"
Durski: "You're a tool" -> *Chucks his MAN PHONE at Woltag's head to knock some sense into him, the drops his phone in Goliath and chugs 2 beers*
by Delta-T May 12, 2011
Get the man phonemug. When in the stage of talking on snapchat with 20 or more girls your phone is classified as the term Business Phone. Just snapping and not trying to get anywhere but merely sending pictures of your face back and forth is not a Business Phone. Your end goal most of the time is to get as much sex from different girls as possible (Annino method). In some cases you are narrowing down the possibility to who you want to date (Leavitt method).
What is the talking stage?
The talking stage is when both parties are interested in each other they have gone on a date or two, and yet they both still want to explore their options before picking theirs.
Both methods use the talking stage in different ways.
The Leavitt Method uses it as getting to know the girl and flirt and see how she responds and the male wants to pursue a future with them.
The Annino Method used it as a way to make the girl feel safe and then she opens up and soon enough the male has gotten his dick wet and they aren’t even in a relationship.
WARNING: The Business Phone is a cruel business and not meant for the mental stability of some people.
saying this for legal reasons.
I do not condone anyone trying what is said in this definition.
What is the talking stage?
The talking stage is when both parties are interested in each other they have gone on a date or two, and yet they both still want to explore their options before picking theirs.
Both methods use the talking stage in different ways.
The Leavitt Method uses it as getting to know the girl and flirt and see how she responds and the male wants to pursue a future with them.
The Annino Method used it as a way to make the girl feel safe and then she opens up and soon enough the male has gotten his dick wet and they aren’t even in a relationship.
WARNING: The Business Phone is a cruel business and not meant for the mental stability of some people.
saying this for legal reasons.
I do not condone anyone trying what is said in this definition.
by Patrick McMurphy August 12, 2021
Get the Business Phonemug. An amazing piece of technology that lets you talk to people on the other side of the planet, but is never appreciated.
by Toadzi11a September 1, 2013
Get the Cell phonemug. Grab a bag fill it with piss and then grab your phone put in the bag to see if your phone is really that water proof
by Big dick madden January 25, 2020
Get the Phone watermug. When a woman specifically expresses her disinterest in a potential suitor by incessantly playing with her phone. It is a passive form of rejection for a guy who will find his remaining dignity in the friend zone.
by JustKiddingFool June 2, 2015
Get the phone zonedmug. A TV series or movie that's suitable to have on in the background while you're on your phone. Media that doesn't warrant all of your attention.
Ex 1: Mom loves Friends but for me it's just a phone show.
Ex 2: Star Trek Voyager is such a good phone show to have on while I work.
Ex 2: Star Trek Voyager is such a good phone show to have on while I work.
by WisCas January 6, 2023
Get the Phone Showmug.