female oil change

When the uterus Walls Start to shed.
At the beginning of the menstrual cycle email goes down on the female as in (munching rug licking the clam having a pink taco) sucks out this sweet hot sauce AKA the uterus wall membrane

She had her boyfriend perform a female oil change on her

by Shitya March 10, 2017

striking oil

when you bring on a period through intercourse with a woman.

"he went in so deep he struck oil"

"its that time of the month so im gonna be striking oil tonight"

by savagebjs April 26, 2009

BP Oil Spill

When a condom breaks and she got pregnant. BP Oil Spill

Boyfriend: Oh shit, I think i just had a BP Oil Spill.

Girlfriend: WTF does that mean?

Boyfriend: *never returns her calls*

by TacoMann August 20, 2010

Aiming Oil

The beverage you drink prior to selective sports competition in order to relax and focus.

Bob shot horrible on the front 9, but after 2 cans of aiming oil, he had 2 birdies on the back 9.

by Bamsqd1 October 9, 2008

motor oil

Chocolate ice cream, chocolate fudge, chocolate ice cream, chocolate fudge

Mike's favorite ice cream is Motor Oil

by elipolo May 13, 2010

Kentucky Oil Change

The act of eating greasy fried chicken while at the same time masturbating or performing oral sex for your female partner.

I'm hungry and you're horny. A Kentucky Oil Change would hit the spot right about now.

by thetip January 22, 2013

unicorn oil

When a unicorn cooks a meal but cuts itself in the process of putting the oil in (Unicorns are mysterious creatures don't ask how they cut themselves with oil) it combines and makes a poisonous substance that kill all walruses

The unicorn oil danced in the midnight sun with Donkey while listening to Miley Cyrus

by YaBoiJ March 12, 2017