sloppy nick

Description of someone who is out of shape.

"Mate have a go at the referee.. Man he's in sloppy nick!"

by T3000 July 11, 2009

Nick Rockefeller

Some asshole from the Rockefeller banking dynasty that explained to Aaron Russo how they were going to create 9/11 and draw out a "war on terror" because there was no real enemy and that the media could convince everyone it was real with an end game goal of rfid micro chipping the entire united states population.

John: Damn! Did you see the movie Zeitgiest where Nick Rockefeller was talking about micro chipping the United States population?

David: Ya! It totally tripped me out and gave me nightmares for a month but it was the coolest thing I've ever seen at the same time!

John: I was thinking the same thing! Lets smoke!

David: Hell ya!

by Mr. Bojaynglez May 1, 2011

Nick Evans

The guy with the biggest penis. The only guy that kills 2 stones with his penis.The only guy with a dick as long as gravity exist.He is a treehugger. One time, he couldn't afford an Xbox at BestBuy. He whipped out his penis and got the Xbox for free. He is also known as Based God.

Thank you Based God Nick Evans.

by Nickamos Evanamos December 9, 2012

Nick Carter

The most awesome person you will ever be friends with. looks white but can speak spanish. He is one of the best friends you can have.

person 1: that guy looks white but hes speaking spanish! thats so awesome :)

person 2: yeah hes problably nick carter. "no sabe nada"

by i<3nick December 8, 2010

Nick Comella

A jerk off who likes 2 jerk off an hurt girls. Not exactly a nice yung man. Often considered homo-sexual in many countries an is often found crying in corners of fast food restaurants bcuz he got dumped by his boy frend.

Ted: YOH MAN u sucha Nick Comella
Jamie: What?
Ted: I said YOH MAN u sucha Nick Comella
Jamie: The fuck's that?
Ted: YOU!

by Yoh mama. April 18, 2009

nick wheeler

the closest thing to absolute perfection.

Nick Wheeler is perfect to Keith Murray.

by KeithM December 15, 2008

Nick Cannon

Verb for having your own improv comedy show and routinely being upstaged by every other actor on said show. Also to be a willing puppy to a 40 something industry whore. and to have no talent doing anything.......at all........like ever. Not to be confused with Kenan Thomson or Kel Mitchell, as said actors have some talent.

I have no example, just watch Nick Cannon in Love don't cost a shit for the clearest of examples.

by Johny Quid December 3, 2009