Messy Matt

When someone is fucking another person in the ass and jizz in their ass. Then the person farts the jizz out onto the someone's face.

I was quite suprised when Jen Messy Matted on me, leaving me with the disgusting smell of fart and the gross texture of jizz on my face

by Pete March 18, 2004

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Matt Walsh

An angry twitter guy who masturbates to pictures of himself.

Did you hear about Matt Walsh?

No, who's that?

by The Leather Daddy 69 September 28, 2020

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Matthew Phillip Longstaff is a well known gay fashion icon on the Isle of Man. He has designed many ranges that have been a success on the island itself and in mainland Britain. He is a party animal, and it is common knowledge that he has many active homoseuxal partners

Wow, did you see Matt Longstaffs new range? Its awesome!

by Ssoulle July 18, 2009

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Matt Breunig

A sexy man who goes by antheridium. he is the keyboard tech for the band The Killers. He is awsome.

"That man is soooo cute!" "Oh i know! Hes Matt Breunig! What do you expect?!"

by breunig February 27, 2010

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Matt McCoy

Your basic skinny african jew. Tall as the motheroak tree itself. Only associates with females under the age of 14.. preferably fat freshman. Still whippin Mommys honda CRV. Was a homosexual trackstar. Failed his senior year at Archbishop Curley forcing him to go the ghetto school with lots of charcole black girls. You may find him at the Avenue in Whitemarsh spending time with his Mongoloid of a girlfriend Abby who is a Mercy slut.

Matt McCoy your one iggnorant motherfucker.

by Catholichighgurlz October 2, 2011

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