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masturbation

i walked in on my son doing masturbation and couldn't let them babies go to waste so i did what i had to do to. ;)
by poopydoopyboy February 7, 2018
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Maxturbation

The art of eating while pleasuring yourself.
Sitting at the computer, two to three slices of your favorite pizza on the desk NEXT to the computer, porn totally on, and bites being taken with the left hand while the right hand is in mid-whack. Maxturbation.
by Chuckles McButtButter November 21, 2010
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Brain-Masterbation

When your brain is forced into doing somthing it dosent want to out of habbit, compulsery, or obligation.
Work staring at your computer, Class, Listning to your boss, ringing people up at the grochery store.
by HOJIT November 7, 2003
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uncontrollable masturbation

Really, no. JUST, no.

Ok go on

Actually, NO.
Say, did you see that wart get carried away with his uncontrollable masturbation?
by someone January 5, 2004
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Innovative and strategical methods that a male uses to discard his ejaculation after masturbating.
I was always wasting too many paper towels, so using my post masturbation macgruberism, I decided to invent "the bowl." (See definition of bowl)
by Sandman110 March 9, 2012
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ego masturbating

verb, intransitive The act of looking up oneself's first name on urbandictionary in an attempt to produce an ego high by reading the overflow of entries made by other people complementing their boyfriend or girlfriend. Those who exhibit this phenomenon typically have a forever alone relationship status, do not receive complements from family and friends, or, if done in the company of others, are being attention whores.
Olive: Hey look, guys! I looked up my name on urbandictionary, look at all the nice things people have said about me!

Joe: Shut the fuck up, you ego masturbating attention whore.
by didnotstealhisbike July 25, 2011
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masturbation roladex

After I take a big shit, I'll woop out the masturbation roladex and shine some pages.
by choug October 13, 2006
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