Martin moment

When a lame ass dogface ginger looking brotha gets some 10/10 pussy on his dick and u almost can't believe how vile it is.

- "You heard of my new girl, bro?! She's bussin!!!!"
- "You just havin a martin moment -_-"

by Big Tooksta February 17, 2022

bella martin

PETTY HOE ASS BITCH DIRTY ASS FISHY ASS GRIMY ASS HOE who likes to get w every boy she lays eyes on she’s stupid and is entitled her breath stink

oh that’s bella martin? me n my homies all had that stanky cooch

by bellamartinisugly April 17, 2022

martin

an annoying guy on omegle who has a nord and flies drowns but isn’t good at but thinks he is. he also thinks he’s 6’4.

ugh what a martin

by kavyyyy June 28, 2019

Martin

Martin is a tall guy, sweet, caring, he loves videogames, and anime, he knows a lot of technology and computers, but he hates software, Martin is a guy who enjoys a good pizza and also hamburgers with a beer on the side, Martins are shy but when they talk they are the center of attention, they hate drama, even if he loves you but you make drama forget about it, he will break up with you. Martins want a husky but end up with a Chihuahua. If you have a Martin in your life you will always have a good laugh and so much fun.

That guy is cute, it must be a Martin

by Martin's waifu March 19, 2023

Martin

A man with a dad bod. Most dads with this name think everyone’s moms want him. He likes to change girls like he changes his underwear. You can find him at home watching boxing while swiping on dating apps. If you run into a Martin please turn the other way.

Martin! You don’t even have Netflix to chill.

by Y’all heard November 24, 2021

Logan Martin

Usually a range likes to stur as much shit as humanly possible.

Josh is causing so much shit we should call him Logan Martin

by Texsully August 25, 2016

Slippery Martin

Its when a girl looks at a cock and is repulsed.

"Man I had a slippery martin last night, now I know for sure I'm a lesbo."

by Dirty D The Baffeler King November 28, 2009