ritz kjeks med mannemelk

When you cum hard on a ritz cracker.

Lucas, do you like ritz kjeks med mannemelk?
Lucas: Havent heard of him

by ritzybot October 18, 2022

off the maloney

in excess, to the extreme

My friend works out all the time, he's shredded off the maloney.

by Cheesed to be Me August 14, 2023

The Carl Manoeuvre

When a girl puts ice in her mouth and proceeds to suck a guy's balls to cool him down

"Oh no, Oscar is dying of heatstroke! Where is the ice!? We need to do the Carl manoeuvre on him!"

by Valderion June 13, 2023

Trojan Horse Manoeuvre

When your trying to pick up a girl, and when you finally take her home... It's bigger than yours

I'll snag him with the old Trojan Horse Manoeuvre

by ExomperOf December 2, 2023

Credit-Card-Manoeuvre

When someone slots their bobular organ between the cheeks, (rectal) of another sexual friend, with the goal to make Bumhole-nipple contact (a BPN procedure), which causes immediate Cumplosion.

Woah, the fuck? Did you just Credit-Card-Manoeuvre me. Get your boobies out of my bum hole. Greg just did the credit card manouveure on Cindy Bigtits.

by Pajinus June 20, 2024

The Bradbury manoeuvre

When a person in possession of a penis bends it between their legs to insert it into a hole, whether into their own anus or (if intersex) a vagina if they possess one. This does not require ejaculation and is a form of masturbation.

A variation of this manoeuvre is “a Licks Bradbury”, where you ingest the residue left on the penis after by scraping it off with a spoon and licking it.

Person 1: “Did you hear about John? He enjoys doing the Bradbury manoeuvre!”

Person 2: “A licks Bradbury?”

Person 1: “John’s a licks Bradbury champion!!”

by Sciencebadmintonguy January 21, 2026

Parked his Car in a Threatening Manner

Car parked legally outside a learning institution, Causing that learning institution to go into lockdown for the safety of students and staff. No need to call Police.

He "parked his car in a threatening manner". We need to lock down to protect the safety of Students and Staff.
Long live the Machine !

by Inbred from Goulburn June 22, 2023