monkey poop

1. Chewing tobacco
2. The art of chewing tobacco and or swallowing the spit.

Hey bro hand be that can of monkey poop.
Sure thing dude I’ll give you some of that monkey shit.

Or

Dude are you chewing that monkey poop again? Yeah I am why do you care? Well
You swallow it that makes you a shit eater! Get off my lawn monkey poop eater.

by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020

Monkey Hour

A time when you and the boys decide to take a day to reject humanity and become Monkey. We may not be able to become Monkey physically, but we are all monkey on the inside. Monkey hour lasts for as long as you want as monkeys dont know how long an hour is.

boy 1: "boys, its monkey hour"
boy 2: "ooh ooh ooh"

by WildBin December 30, 2020

monkey land

A special place full of monkeys and land

Woah that a cool Monkey land wonder if Jacobs there

by Melon238 January 8, 2021

Monkey Lord

The definition of Jad , a monkey ruler and powerful being , can control monkeys left and right. Jad is hot and amazing. He is capable of fricking anything and is a god.

Monkey : Oooga Monkey hail Jad Monkey Lord
Jad: Monkey have banana

by Minecraft Monkey Mod April 18, 2021

monkey noises

The native language of me

Hoo hoo ahh ahh (monkey noises)

by Spoonman1994 April 26, 2021

Monkey D. Luffy

The best protagonist in all of anime, even fiction as a whole.

Person 1. "Do you know Monkey D. Luffy?"
Person 2. "Oh, you mean that Luffy? The best character in fiction?"

by BigBalslss May 23, 2021

Monkey Scrub

To be given a monkey scrub is the act of being put in a headlock and having your head rubbed with a knuckle. This can also be referred to as a nookie.

I gave my brother a monkey scrub

by Monkeyscrub November 1, 2021