by Jane and Jenny April 18, 2004
by Joe Brick November 17, 2010
by BOSOX2007 January 12, 2010
Woman, normally 30-50, white, Always a Christian, kids are normally home-schooled due to secular filth telling them that you can be happy. If the kids go to public school they are beaten up regulary. Hates anything that can be violent, pornogreaphic, anti-jesus, or homosexual (a.k.a everything.) Enimies include The internets, Green Day, and any good form of Entertainment.
Me: *Listens to Green Day*
Soccer Mom: Why are you listening tho that unsaved trash, you are polluting my kids minds.
Me: Guess what I'm Gay! (always a good replent on these bitches)
*Soccer Mom flees*
Me: Stupid bloke.
Soccer Mom: Why are you listening tho that unsaved trash, you are polluting my kids minds.
Me: Guess what I'm Gay! (always a good replent on these bitches)
*Soccer Mom flees*
Me: Stupid bloke.
by RandomInsanityIsAwesome November 14, 2006
When two best friends decide to adopt and raise a child but share no other relationship other than friendship.
The teacher points out two people across the hallway to her fellow co-worker and explains, "Those two women over there are co-moms to one of my students that I teach."
by Cheyenne Malfoy July 30, 2017
Human 1: Hehe I did something tonight.
Human 2: I did you are mom.
World: Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Human 2: I did you are mom.
World: Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
by JuulKing March 26, 2018
by it bit kit July 28, 2017