Mercedes is a all around good person . Pretty in the face, with a fat ass that makes the world go round . She never starts shit, but will end it automatic . You don't wanna fuck with a Mercedes, even though most boys do . She's that insane friend who would do just about anything dangerous, but she has your back through hell and back . She knows how to have a good time , and is usually the life of the party .
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Get the Mercedes mug.The act in which a male, during 69, ejaculates on his partner's face and then immediately flips her off of his body. He must then immediately grab a handful of glitter (which he had in his hand, pocket, or on the bedside table) and "cast" it into his partner's face. The glitter will adhere to the partner's face, leaving her "under his spell". The male can then, if desired, yell "EXCALIBUR!" at the top of his lungs.
"So how was it with Gabi last night?"
"Oh man, she had no idea, I pulled off the Upside-down Merlin. That bitch is totally under my spell."
"Oh man, she had no idea, I pulled off the Upside-down Merlin. That bitch is totally under my spell."
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Get the merci beaucoup mug.A spoof merchant is a person who has similar characteristics to that of nineteenth century civilian, whose livelihood is dependent on his ability to create slight of hand or illusions, whilst creating some sort of distraction in order to rob an unsuspecting victim of their monies or valuable personal items.
"I just had my monacle stolen, from inside my jacket pocket!" proclaimed the wealthy middle-class gentleman. "He was most forthright in his questioning. He wanted to know where paddington station was. WHAT A little spoof Merchant he was!"
by Gregory Taylor January 9, 2008
Get the spoof merchant mug.she is usually crazy and adventurous! she is always happy and smiling , she hates listening to something depressing or being sad.she has a great sense of humor and loves to give random acts of kindness.she is very loyal and trustworthy and would make a very good friend. She always listens, even though it doesn't seem like it.Her friends are very important to her and will probably murder you if you hurt them.she loves everyone and everyone loves her.
would usually look:
-tall
-big eyes
-nice hair
-long legs
-cute smile
would usually look:
-tall
-big eyes
-nice hair
-long legs
-cute smile
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Get the meryam mug.A well known yet mysterious group that bases there practises on the original definition. Initially formed as an Initial D Version 3 racing group, Dark Mercury has now since evolved into the secret dominant leaders over the high school the members attend. Since the forming, popular phrases have been adopted, some such “Embrace Nothing” “Simply Black” etc.
Guy 1: I dont believe a group like Dark Mercury exists..
Dark Mercury member: Embrace nothing and believe... (Takes out katana and cuts down non-believer)
Dark Mercury member: Embrace nothing and believe... (Takes out katana and cuts down non-believer)
by DM-sky- January 22, 2009
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