Milf basically means you're asking to fuck an old bitch. Typically a mom who can have children. The full term is 'Mother, I'd like to fuck.'
Dude: I fucked a MILF yesterday!
Girl: Do you feel accomplished? Why the fuck would you tell me this?
Dude: Not really. She was OLD.
Girl: She's a MILF what did you expect? Like, literally a MOM.
Dude: Not just any mom.
Girl: Huh?
Dude: YOUR MOM.
Girl: I fucking hate you. That was the worst joke ever.
Dude: You think I was joking?
Dude has died due to mysterious circumstances.
Girl: Do you feel accomplished? Why the fuck would you tell me this?
Dude: Not really. She was OLD.
Girl: She's a MILF what did you expect? Like, literally a MOM.
Dude: Not just any mom.
Girl: Huh?
Dude: YOUR MOM.
Girl: I fucking hate you. That was the worst joke ever.
Dude: You think I was joking?
Dude has died due to mysterious circumstances.
by SoNotTaylor November 29, 2020
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for somebody to a milf they must be a mother (have kids) and be very attractive. popular milfs r usually in their 30s/40s but age varies
pls dont go around saying ur own mother is a milf thats fucking messed up
similar to: dilf (dad i’d like to fuck)
for somebody to a milf they must be a mother (have kids) and be very attractive. popular milfs r usually in their 30s/40s but age varies
pls dont go around saying ur own mother is a milf thats fucking messed up
similar to: dilf (dad i’d like to fuck)
girl one: oh my god lorelai gilmore is such a milf
girl two: RIGHT shes so hot !!
girl one: did u see that tik tok where a girl was calling her own mom a milf though
girl two: yeah wtf??? she needs to use an urban dictionary post by @funkycucumber16 and learn what it actually means tbh
girl two: RIGHT shes so hot !!
girl one: did u see that tik tok where a girl was calling her own mom a milf though
girl two: yeah wtf??? she needs to use an urban dictionary post by @funkycucumber16 and learn what it actually means tbh
by funkycucumber16 May 4, 2021
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Get the the milf society mug.A term used for attractive older women if you're not sure if they're mothers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real MILF)
A: "Woah! Mrs.Jones is so hot,she's a total MILF"
B: "we're not sure if she has a kid so does she count as a MILF?"
A: "Well she's a Schrodinger's MILF,there's a chance she's a mom but there's also a chance she's not a mom at all!"
B: "you're making it complicated"
B: "we're not sure if she has a kid so does she count as a MILF?"
A: "Well she's a Schrodinger's MILF,there's a chance she's a mom but there's also a chance she's not a mom at all!"
B: "you're making it complicated"
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