matt campos

a 10 foot 12 inch tall, 824 pound behemoth who enjoys kicking babies off bridges and yelling out random racial slurs and poking girls where no girls should be poked

matt campos is: george clooney, brad pitt, christian bale, orlando bloom, josh hartnett, wolverine all rolled into one in the body of john goodman

by mathias hornblower April 25, 2009

Matt Damon

Easily the best actor in anything ever, perhaps challenged only by his best friend and homie Ben Affleck. He’s also an excellent writer, producer, husband, father, and is really really handsome. He’s so cool, guys.

You have to see the new Matt Damon movie, it was so cool and awesome and cool!

I normally don’t watch movies, but I always will for Matt Damon, that dude’s really cool and everyone loves and respects him!

by officialmattdamon February 25, 2021

Matt Dat Kat

Local LA House DJ, Graphic Designer and Promoter since 1996. Named after the popular rave/drug culture. Matt Dat Kat or MDK for short can also stand for, "My Design's Kill", "Matt's Designs Kill", "Matt Does Ketamine", "Music doesn't Kill" amongst many others.

Matt Dat Kat House DJ

by peach96 February 10, 2009

Matt Dean'er

Where you have sex with a girl so much and hard she can't walk the next day.

Molly: Did you hear Jake pulled a Matt Dean'er on Jill?
Emily: I wish I was her!

by Jillfromstory November 15, 2010

Matt Graham

The face of Matt Graham Crackers. Owns instaGraham. Works for "the kid" in an honorable position. Probably the best human being ever.

Ceramic Chickn: Who's that guy stalking Cody Simpson at his tour dates?
Romina: He's not stalking he's obviously worshipping. It's Matt Graham.

by crsadoration July 29, 2012

Matt-Weiner

1) Adjective- Legendary; Beyond Human
2) Noun- A person whos qualities far surpass those of anyone else

1)Wow that guy is so Matt-Weiner, he is the most incredible person

2)I wish I was a Matt-Weiner so I can get all those girls!

by Anonymous Judaean December 22, 2008

Matt Whalen

Drummer of the band The Matches, originally from Oakland, CA. Constantly used as a punchline.

"Everything we do is inspired by Matt Whalen" - Shawn Harris, The Matches "Matt Whalen... Still Matt Whalen"

by Melanie Stryder August 8, 2008