Mississippi Log Jam

Perfoming anal sex in the murky, muddy backwaters of sketchy food such as gas station sushi or any Indian dish...
The tandoori wasn't sitting too well but she was really riled up so I Mississippi Log Jammed her in her roomie's bed..,
by LB87 May 25, 2016
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log cutter

I think it references the female clitoris. Please comment, we are guessing but thought someone would know... I know cutter meaning fine phat ass, but the log part threw us off..
The expression was "how about no and how about you lick my log cutter."
by Sezzy October 11, 2013
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log cabin

A term used to describe a gay republican. It refers to Abraham Lincoln - a Republican president whose sexuality has long been debated. Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin.
Person One: Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian?!?
Person Two: Yea, she's a log cabin republican.
Person One: What a bitch!
by Splurge24 August 19, 2008
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nut log

something that looks like a mix of a nut and a log, or a short log
That left over piece of hot dog looks like a nut log.
by Josh April 06, 2005
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Cheese Log

A plump, rural division III athlete whose diet tendencies are less than stellar. Diet includes, but is not limited to Arby's, soft serve ice cream, fries with ranch dressing, and blue powerade.
We just played Ultimate Frisbee against a bunch of Cheese Logs who were wheezing the whole time.

My Cheese Log roomate eats plain wonder bread while he plays COD all day.
by ShitDong December 05, 2018
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Swamp Logging

Swamp logging is the act of expelling all air from the mouth to create a perfect vacuum on your subject's anus. Once the lips are sealed and the vacuum is in place, one subtly extracts fecal matter directly from the jejunum with a swift inhalation.
Ryan was swamp logging Alex last night. I watched and masturbated frantically in the closet.
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Log Farmer

Common term used for both straight and homosexuals. Most commonly referenced as someone who enjoys anal intercourse but on the giving end.
Did you hear that the young man down the street is a log farmer?

You don't say?! I'd like him to harvest my logs sometime!
by Dr. CAndy Awsomefaces! July 21, 2008
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