by #fuckery2917 July 12, 2017
Die Laughing the First- Noted Noveau Americano royale extraordinaire and metric ruler and shepherd of tweep.
His Most Excellentcy Die Laughing: Media monarch, known and acknowledged King of all Twitterati, lord and master of "followers," purveryor of mass mockitude, menace in mirth, Geekasaurus Rex, harddriver, dude and dad.
Historical meritous service unto his realm...capture and containment of the anomolous phylum known as the imbibalicious sweenusscotius homoerectus.
However, history also notes the kinKdom timeline of Die Laughing the First, know affectionately to his courtiers as "Irst-Fay," was just one dwarf short of a Felini film.
His Most Excellentcy Die Laughing: Media monarch, known and acknowledged King of all Twitterati, lord and master of "followers," purveryor of mass mockitude, menace in mirth, Geekasaurus Rex, harddriver, dude and dad.
Historical meritous service unto his realm...capture and containment of the anomolous phylum known as the imbibalicious sweenusscotius homoerectus.
However, history also notes the kinKdom timeline of Die Laughing the First, know affectionately to his courtiers as "Irst-Fay," was just one dwarf short of a Felini film.
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by Samoa Cookies April 25, 2016
The idea that a person is abusing their position of power in order to pit several others to doom. Derived from Tom Clancy's 'Rainbow Six', in which members of the Horizon Corporation move over to Kansas while attempting to release a modified strain of Ebolavirus on the population.
"The Pfizer CEO hasn't had the vaccine, that nigga Laughing in Kansas."
"Donald Trump's been pardoning hella people, that nigga gonna be laughing in Kansas soon."
"Donald Trump's been pardoning hella people, that nigga gonna be laughing in Kansas soon."
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