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strangling the kangaroo

A euphemism used as a reason for violently and abruptly taking a device (or unplugging it, etc) from someone who has inadvertently stumbled upon your vast, digital library of self-abuse.
You don't want to watch that mom....they end up strangling the kangaroo
by smokestyle December 24, 2021
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The Liu Kang

When u light the floor below you on fire, while enduring the pain beneath your feet, you procede to buttfuck your lover, when you are about to cum, you scream like Liu Kang, and punch your lover in the spine.
Bro, did you hear Johnny tried the Liu Kang last night and burnt his house down!
by ASTRO_WRLD January 15, 2022
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Kill a Flying Kangaroo

The act of shooting down a Qantas airplane
Lets Kill a Flying Kangaroo
Those kids at Guildford Grammar School seem to wanna kill a flying kangaroo
by tktktktktktktktktk June 26, 2023
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If you kang against Rome, You open door to Mecca

Person 1: Bro why do oppreshun olympians of all shades support Hamas in 2023?

Person 2: Because if you kang against Rome, you open door to Mecca
by Davis Aldo November 15, 2023
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If you kang against Rome, You open door to Mecca

Person 1: Bro why do oppreshun olympians of all shades support Hamas in 2023?

Person 2: Because if you kang against Rome, you open door to Mecca
by Davis Aldo November 15, 2023
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If you kang against Rome, You open door to Mecca

A 2020s zeitgeist Roman proverb to connote subaltern chimping
Person 1: Bro why do oppreshun olympians of all shades support Hamas in 2023?

Person 2: Because if you kang against Rome, you open door to Mecca
by Davis Aldo November 15, 2023
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Target Looter Kang

Noun. A mockery of the Martin Luther King holiday in the US. Mail, government offices, and other services are closed.

Kangz is a word drawn from how African Americans say kings. Looter refers to how commonly African Americans take advantage of a natural disasters to rob stores.
Fuck Target Looter Kang day!!! I just want my fucking mail!!!!

What a way to celebrate black people.... by not working!
by Duke, PhD January 15, 2024
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