Promise Keeper

One who is excessively Evangelical Christian, even to the point of attending a large conference where 50,000 other men praise God, and are brought to tears by the speakers who point out what bad fathers that all of these men are. While most men who attend these conferences claim to achieve a spiritual "high" and recommit their lives to Jesus, according to statistics, most of these men actually return to their hotel rooms and order pornography.

My Dad came back from a Promise Keeper conference claiming to be a different man, but within a few days he was back to his old ways of ignoring his kids and not having sex with his wife.

by Good boy April 30, 2006

Keep it 100

Keep it pure--like keep it kosher.

"Ye told me to kill yall to keep it 100" Jay-Z - DOA

by ACabana July 22, 2010

Keep

when you want someone to stop talking or when the person says something stupid or when u just dont care about what the person is talking about.

hey bro i can make cookies...... oh yeah KEEP

by chris hanki February 12, 2008

keep it hangin'

Term used in basketball when a player hits a perfect swish, usually called out by another teammate or occasionally the douchebag that took the shot. After taking the shot you keep your hand in the same position it was in as the ball was released because the shot was just that perfect others playing want to see the form.

Juwan: *Hits perfect shot from 3*

Ben: "Thats what I'm talking about Keep it hangin'"

"Damn that shot was nice! Next time keep it hangin'!! "

by ConeMaster March 14, 2015

keeps the change

The act of swallowing a man's cum

I shot my load in her mouth and found out she keeps the change.

by LargePete March 28, 2003

keep the stickers

Go fuck yourself.

Usually said when something goes awry.

This is the last time we will ever meet, bitch. Keep the stickers.

by anonymous March 2, 2005

keeyed

another word for being drunk off any kind of alcohol.

I got hella keeyed last night.

by Stretch 1 February 16, 2008