My girlfriend was feeling horny in public the other night, and was in a skirt so she took off her panties and she geezed my knee. God I love a good geez my knees.
by purelygrace February 24, 2012
Get the Geez my kneesmug. Implies that if a woman were to suspend an aspirin between her knees, she would be unable to spread her legs without dropping the aspirin, thus, by keeping the aspirin suspended between her knees, she would be unable to engage in activities deemed sinful by crazy out-of-touch right wing nut jobs who wish to impose their religious will on the American public
Person 1:
"Hey! Did you see that Rick Santorum supporter Foster Friess on TV the other day? That nut job actually suggested that women should suspend an aspirin between the knees and use that as contraception!"
Person 2:
"Man, that guy is out of touch! I guess we can thank right wing nutters like those guys for paving the way to Obama's second term..."
"Hey! Did you see that Rick Santorum supporter Foster Friess on TV the other day? That nut job actually suggested that women should suspend an aspirin between the knees and use that as contraception!"
Person 2:
"Man, that guy is out of touch! I guess we can thank right wing nutters like those guys for paving the way to Obama's second term..."
by phroug2 April 15, 2012
Get the Aspirin between the kneesmug. A phrase to describe sexual intercourse.
by The Professor of Thugonomics September 4, 2016
Get the Went Knees to Jesusmug. The first Episode (or as some stupid Melenials will call it Levell, gosh I flippin' hate uncultured swine, ITS EPISODES NOT LEVELS, GOsh) in Doom (1993), also is the first introduction to At Dooms Gate
Kneck beard "Knee Deep in the Dead is such a good first level"
Chad "its a episode, though I can see how you can consider it a level, please understand that it serves the original title better to call it episode,"
Kneck Beard (Now Chad) "ok, thank you for telling me,"
*They rip and Tear*
Chad "its a episode, though I can see how you can consider it a level, please understand that it serves the original title better to call it episode,"
Kneck Beard (Now Chad) "ok, thank you for telling me,"
*They rip and Tear*
by CoolBoy 69funnyhahaha November 14, 2021
Get the Knee Deep in the Deadmug. 
when a person expresses there undying love for someone by violently rubbing there knee against the other knee and if the other rubs back they fuck hard and long
by alaskan 101 June 14, 2017
Get the alaskan knee drivemug. Dude why are you hobbling?
I have sofa sex knee from shagging my women whilst my best friend hid in the bedroom
I have sofa sex knee from shagging my women whilst my best friend hid in the bedroom
by AtomicJay May 4, 2021
Get the sofa sex kneemug.