off the jump

In a jiffy, like a quickie

Thots fuck rappers off the jump to spite other rappers because they hate men and want to fuck with every guy they meet on purpose.

Another example:

Homeboy Rus: I fucked your bitch off the jump

Other guy: damn man thanks for telling me at least now I know to dump that thot back to hell from whence she came FUCK that bitch #brocode

Anybody heard of Homeboy Rus? I heard he fucked my bitch off the jump. I'm so proud of my life now!

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by Homeboy Entertainment October 16, 2017

horse that doesn't jump

A penis that cannot get hard.

I took this chick back to my place, but since I was so wasted my horse didn't jump. So we ended up passing out.

by Pedro September 29, 2003

ONE PUMP JUMP

A one pump jump means the dude was in an out in a Flash.

Man, I done had me a one pump jump afore.His name was Rod.He said they called him "HOT ROD". He done got me all.Shoulda been called Quikbert.

by CANDYCANE May 10, 2004

Pink Skin Jump Suit

While having sex, tell the woman you wish to 69. While getting into position, bust open her vagina with two fists, like forcing open a door open with a crowbar. Next, climb inside feet first pulling the lips up to your neck. Go to hollywood and apply to be a stunt man, because you have a cool new jumpsuit!

"Honey, open the door, where all dying to see your new clothes"
"One moment!"
*door opens*
"Like my new pink skin jump suit? I used Sally from next door! You ok down there Sally?"
"I feel refreshed"
"HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD!"

by Jafuck June 10, 2009

bungee jump

after you're done pounding her (wearing a condom of course we like to be safe), blow you load, and take off your condom. ever so gently turn it inside out and ask her if she wants to go bungee jumping. regardless of her answer- grab the inside out condom and slap her across the face mid answer. BAAAAAMMMM

bryan: "i bungee jumped that hoe last night so hard that she's afraid of heights now."

"bumgee jumping without a bungee.. that could be dangerous"

"i bungee jumped bryan and troy last night. and they liked it"

by nigha March 5, 2009

canadian log jump

It's when you cover your penis in Maple syrup and titty fuck with a pearl necklace aftermath.

That mounty let me do the Canadian log jump on her.

by Roger consula March 9, 2017

native jump

Tactic to clear an obstacle, usually used while evading police or another threat.

Planting one arm on the obstacle while running, then lifting your legs up and over the obstacle.

Josh: Oh shit, we got to lose this heat. Are the cops still on our trail?
Peter: Yup, and there's a fence coming up, get ready to native jump.

by benormous May 3, 2006