Air Jordans

Ugly, overpriced footwear that take $10 to make in buttfuck nowhere, SE Asia and typically go for $150 to $180 in the US. Owners are typically braindead ghettomonkies and mouthbreathing skaters who are still obsessed with Micheal Jordan despite the fact that he retired over a decade ago.

They have become something of a poor man's status symbol as the only people who buy them are people who can't afford them.

Whenever new models come out, go to the nearest mall. I swear it looks like the Rodney King riots.

Tyrone is charged with 1st degree murder for beating someone to death for taking the last pair of new Air Jordans.

by vT3x January 28, 2012

jordan wright

A ginger prick. Usually found in the bins near mcdonalds. He is highly dangerous and has been known to infect people via anal rape with gingeritus.

Watch out man! It's a Jordan Wright! Stay away from the bins, that's his lair.

by sonicsimon June 9, 2014

jordan risko

adjective: A woman or girl with enormous boobs. Not like Shakira.

Oh fuck man, that girls seriously jordan risko. Her tits are poopping out of her shirt!

by Brette December 29, 2007

Jordan Mitchell

The most amazing boy in the world. He is sweet and loves basket ball with a strong passion. He has a girlfriend ladies, sorry. But feel free to look on your own (could be dangerous). He is very easy to get along with and has a BIG dick.

I just got done hanging with Jordan Mitchell. Man he is a cool cat.

by That Kid Down the Road January 1, 2012

Mexican Jordans

Shoes that were deemed ugly,cheap, or fake by the industry and people.

"damn she/he got them "mexican Jordans" on"

"Look at the Mexican ass Jordans 😭"

"- They fake/cheap ass Jordans 💀

- must be them mexican Jordans"

by ALAAKAYYYYYYYYY360 June 30, 2020

Jordan Field

The act of hopping over a fence into a sheep field and proceeding to drop the trousers.

I just totally did a Jordan Field

by TheDudeofNudexx January 31, 2008

michael jordan

Considered to be the greatest athlete in American sports history. Jordan not only transformed the game of basketball, but changed sports marketing as well.

Yes, the modern athlete has evolved, but it is unlikely we will see one have the effect that Michael Jordan did.

by hoodilydidster January 8, 2008