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jordan wright

A ginger prick. Usually found in the bins near mcdonalds. He is highly dangerous and has been known to infect people via anal rape with gingeritus.
Watch out man! It's a Jordan Wright! Stay away from the bins, that's his lair.
by sonicsimon June 9, 2014
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jordan risko

adjective: A woman or girl with enormous boobs. Not like Shakira.
Oh fuck man, that girls seriously jordan risko. Her tits are poopping out of her shirt!
by Brette December 29, 2007
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Jordan Mitchell

The most amazing boy in the world. He is sweet and loves basket ball with a strong passion. He has a girlfriend ladies, sorry. But feel free to look on your own (could be dangerous). He is very easy to get along with and has a BIG dick.
I just got done hanging with Jordan Mitchell. Man he is a cool cat.
by That Kid Down the Road January 1, 2012
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Mexican Jordans

Shoes that were deemed ugly,cheap, or fake by the industry and people.
"damn she/he got them "mexican Jordans" on"

"Look at the Mexican ass Jordans 😭"

"- They fake/cheap ass Jordans 💀

- must be them mexican Jordans"
by ALAAKAYYYYYYYYY360 June 30, 2020
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Jordan Field

The act of hopping over a fence into a sheep field and proceeding to drop the trousers.
by TheDudeofNudexx January 31, 2008
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michael jordan

Considered to be the greatest athlete in American sports history. Jordan not only transformed the game of basketball, but changed sports marketing as well.
Yes, the modern athlete has evolved, but it is unlikely we will see one have the effect that Michael Jordan did.
by hoodilydidster January 8, 2008
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Jordan (guy)

A horny little bastard , always ready to pounce on young Spanish women and drag them to bed with him.
Guy: what a dickhead!
Guy: I know right he's such a Jordan (guy)
by Theultimatetruth September 14, 2017
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