Skip to main content

jon

lets just say hes pwitty cwacked at fortine, also a big hit with the dordy sorts😉, he has a 2inch dick and likes his tummy being tiggled. btw hes gonna make prob 1mil a yr from his gold card (50% get it).
#loveislove
#gaypower
#dordy sorts come my way. @jonjw14
by no12345676543 February 27, 2024
mugGet the jon mug.

Jon'd On

When you're so bad at something, even the worst person named Jon is better
Dude i cannot believe you just got jon'd on. you are so F-in Bad at this!
by Mitsukia_alisa December 30, 2023
mugGet the Jon'd On mug.

Jon Tupi

A Local name for beanie hat in Bangladesh.
Tupi (/টুপি/) means Hat.

Context:
Mr. Jon Kabir introduced beanie hats in Bangladesh, slouchy beanies to be specific. As a macho, he pulled off beanies like no one else and slaying to this date.

Back to the story, as a trailblazer for beanie— it got popular overtime and started to become known as "Jon Tupi" and soon it took over the scene being "Jon Tupi" here.
- Are you wearing Jon Tupi?

- No, it's a beanie!
by retiredretardreturns January 14, 2024
mugGet the Jon Tupi mug.

Jon Craig

A perfect example of a real man. He's someone that loves hard and doesn't give up on the ones he loves no matter how bad it gets. He's a true blessing to have on your side, but watch out if you're on his bad side because Craig's don't play. He's someone you can take home to your family. He's a sex God so every female wants him. He's someone that you'll regret ever losing. He's a different kind of breed, someone you can't help but to fall in love with.
Jon Craig is one kick ass guy.
Jon Craig is one hell of a lover
You see that Craig over there, I'm going to marry that man some day.
by BearCherryPie January 15, 2024
mugGet the Jon Craig mug.

jon

everyones fav dilf
“hey have you seen jon’s post on insta?”
“yes UGH hes such a dilf!!”
by jonfangirl March 2, 2024
mugGet the jon mug.

Jon

Jon is a man of great substance, and a teller of tales. Jon would sit on his porch surrounded by the vagrants of the world, telling tales of small butt plugs he maneuvered and McGuyvered in times of need; tales of the seedy underbelly of dildo factories, and tales on how to get a free hamburger on a Tuesday, to name a few.

Men were jealous of Jon and women wanted him. They longed for Jon to satisfy them orally as Jon was known as the king of oral pleasure. When Jon performed oral on the lucky women… the geyser like wetness could be heard and seen for miles around.

Unsuspecting people would feel drops of fluid dripping down upon them when on evening walks and while grilling burgers in backyards.

In addition to the wetness felt blocks away, one could hear a ‘pop’ sound that can only be described as a wet hard hammer hitting a nail.

The women Jon performed oral on were sent away after having been serviced. They were never the same. They spent the rest of their lives searching….. searching …. For that feeling again; feeling of explosive intense pleasure.

Women would bring sandwiches to Jon and his dog a Charlie but to no avail.

Jon would accept their sandwiches and then send them on their way.

On warm days one can still smell the deli meat and the despair of the women Jon had turned away time and time again.
Jon was performing oral on a cross-eyed woman who could see straight immediately after reaching peak ecstasy.
by Frodo Hoofenstein March 18, 2024
mugGet the Jon mug.

jon arbuckle eyes

When you are high and your eye lids look like Jon Arbuckle from the Garfield comics.
"He's so high, he's got Jon Arbuckle eyes".
mugGet the jon arbuckle eyes mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email