22 january

22nd January is David appreciation day.
on the 22nd of January you should appreciate all the David's in your life and everything they've done for you.

isn't today david appreciation day?
yes, yes it is we should go appreciate a david
22 January is a day to appreciate davids

by chonkspeed64 November 2, 2020

No Jerk January

You cant jerk off for entire month of January until February 1st 12:00

"Sorry I cant come over babe, it's no jerk January."

by Al¥sSa November 27, 2018

January 27

National eat that pussy day .
Give your crush,a friend, or a random female some head.

"Hey alicia u want some head, its january 27."
"Sure u cane lick my pussy"

by Ovvar October 19, 2019

January 31st

A nigga born on this day finna kill you in yo sleep; this nigga finna kill you and eat yo dead body

“Damn, that nigga joe born on January 31st, stay the fuck away from that nigga!”

by Rusty-Chicken October 16, 2019

January 13

Jan the 13th is Me Me day where everyone pronouces meme as me me. Me Me is seen as the n-word of the meme community. The only people who say this derogatory term are normies and boomers.

Me mer: Hey man look at funny me me!
*shows phone
Friend: um...ok why did you say meme that way.
Me mer: tis the January 13

by Jesus is Gaysus October 19, 2019

January 22

He’s a fine piece of meat carrying a fine piece of meat… if you know what I mean. Can’t afford to lose a guy like him.

GF- “ He’s so attractive… plus he’s packing!”
Her friend- “Was he born on January 22?”

by .LP. October 19, 2021

January 22

The most beautiful, perfect and incredible people are born this day, they take care of you, they have a great mood and they surely smell very good

Sarah: I was born on january 22
Steve: That's why you're so cool

by Skyy__x December 16, 2021