jacob sartorius

Acts like he is 16, but really he is a fetus. Thinks he is a "musician" and "songwriter" when all he can come up with in a song is a dirty unwashed sweatshirt.

You are being a big jacob sartorius, chill fam

by okmiscshrews May 20, 2016

Jacob Terry

The coolest person in the world, he has a huge cock and can have sex with any girl he wants.

Girl: damn jacob terry was good last night.

by Girl Girls February 27, 2010

Jacob Sartorious

A scary looking elf who tries to put on extremely red blush but fails.
He's 13 yet lyrics in his song say "and by the way I really like the way you move it".
A kid that fails at writing songs.

A kid that asks random fans for nudes.
A kid that has his voice edited to sound like he's actually gone through puberty.
A kid that made a song about a sweatshirt.

Blind girls: Oh my lord Jacob Sartorious is so frickin' gorgeous, he's my life!

Stable girls: Are you blind??!!

by JRhinae August 16, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

Talentless little boy with elf ears who thinks he can sing but sounds like a dying cow.

Omg you are such a little Jacob Sartorius

by Big.goth.titty.slayer August 2, 2018

Jacob Hicks

A person who lives in Tennessee that is extremely dumb in the brain.

Opening a coke can is so easy Jacob Hicks can do it.

by Crankdat Jacob November 9, 2009

Jacob Sartorious

Fuck boy lookin ass alpha that gets all duh pussy from being a rich

White girl trash: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! I love Jacob Sartorious and his girl face and screeching noises.

by Ahhhhhhh_kill_me July 8, 2016

Jacob Redmond

nasty, lying, twatt waffle, peice of ass; slew

"i feel manipulated and hurt." said girl number one. "ohh you must be talking to jacob redmond!" said mari.

by Cranberry Wilkerson January 29, 2010