jizz cup

that thing the docor gives you when he squeezes your fuck balls, and you dranch the cup with spermeys

i missed exploding in the jizz cup, insted i hit nurse R.N. Qutorious in the fucking ass neck.

by james thurmus July 11, 2003

jizz and tonic

the watered-down jizz shot that all girls love.

jizz and tonic

by dai low 2 June 14, 2009

jizz twizzler

A white person . Usually skinny .

John: Whats up Nigger?
Tyrone: Nothing much jizz twizzler

by Miamii September 13, 2013

Jizz Wizard

Where Harry Potter is the master of jizzing

Old Guy: your a jizz wizard, Harry
Harry: What! *squirts*

by Thisbruh69 May 21, 2016

jizz monkey

A endangered south American primate that only cums out at night to jizz on the local villagers feet while they sleep an molest there live stock.

Aw damn paco! Jizz monkey got your feet again.

by Luigigreen nuts April 28, 2017

jizz bag

1. Bag full of jizz. 2. Somebody full of jizz. 3. Scrotum.

You could say that Rod Stewart's stomach was a jizz bag when he had to to get it pumped after one of those nights.

by bradscsi July 6, 2004

Jizz Jar

Black people fill jar up with jizz and sell to unexpecting white folk labeled "mayonaise

Miracle Whip is actually Jizz Jar

by Natorious Fat June 19, 2009