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jizz cup 

that thing the docor gives you when he squeezes your fuck balls, and you dranch the cup with spermeys
i missed exploding in the jizz cup, insted i hit nurse R.N. Qutorious in the fucking ass neck.
jizz cup by james thurmus July 11, 2003
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jizz and tonic 

the watered-down jizz shot that all girls love.
jizz and tonic by dai low 2 June 14, 2009

jizz twizzler 

A white person . Usually skinny .
John: Whats up Nigger?
Tyrone: Nothing much jizz twizzler
jizz twizzler by Miamii September 13, 2013

Jizz Wizard 

Where Harry Potter is the master of jizzing
Old Guy: your a jizz wizard, Harry
Harry: What! *squirts*
Jizz Wizard by Thisbruh69 May 21, 2016

jizz monkey 

A endangered south American primate that only cums out at night to jizz on the local villagers feet while they sleep an molest there live stock.
Aw damn paco! Jizz monkey got your feet again.
jizz monkey by Luigigreen nuts April 28, 2017

jizz bag 

1. Bag full of jizz. 2. Somebody full of jizz. 3. Scrotum.
You could say that Rod Stewart's stomach was a jizz bag when he had to to get it pumped after one of those nights.
jizz bag by bradscsi July 6, 2004