Newstead Wood is the school for the "unique" and "interesting" girls who come from near and far to occupy the school.
Why? We do not know. We simply don't.
No were kidding, with such a beautifly constructed and well maintained building, who wouldnt want to go here. Specially since they added grey bars to the windows creating that stunning "prision effect." That ever school desires to have.
Not to mention the "sexy" green uniforms, with there frumpy jumpers and the, scottish kilt like, summer dresses which everyone is DYING to wear.
Unfortunetly it clashes with just about EVERY OTHER COLOUR ON EARTH!
All the year 9-11s have an unholesum wish to dye their hair ketchup red.
Why? We do not know. We simply don't.
No were kidding, with such a beautifly constructed and well maintained building, who wouldnt want to go here. Specially since they added grey bars to the windows creating that stunning "prision effect." That ever school desires to have.
Not to mention the "sexy" green uniforms, with there frumpy jumpers and the, scottish kilt like, summer dresses which everyone is DYING to wear.
Unfortunetly it clashes with just about EVERY OTHER COLOUR ON EARTH!
All the year 9-11s have an unholesum wish to dye their hair ketchup red.
RANDOMER: Oh look! what is that red and green blob approaching in the distance? Will it eat us?
OTHER RANDOMER: No need to alarm its just a newsteadian from Newstead wood, and yes, it might eat us.
OTHER RANDOMER: No need to alarm its just a newsteadian from Newstead wood, and yes, it might eat us.
by Children that love your mum May 20, 2010
Wood(hard penis), Cutter(Emo/cuttter), so if you add them together, it is called a penis cutter. Which is not that good of a thing.
Ex. If your sex addict, who hates his life, should become a "Wood cutter." Because chances are that you have already cut everything else.
by The Big Fluff May 01, 2008
Wood elf. A wood elf is a really short man that has a big dick that everyone expects to have a small dick.
Girl: Did you see that guy? He is a wood elf!
Guy: Were you cheating on me again?
Girl: Uh oh.
Girl: Did you see that guy? He is a wood elf!
Guy: Were you cheating on me again?
Girl: Uh oh.
by KellyMan1212 May 03, 2018
by munch! munch! December 05, 2011
"Ah fuck, you just gave me cherry wood."
"Someone call the tampon police cause this bitch gave me cherry wood."
"Someone call the tampon police cause this bitch gave me cherry wood."
by Mattchew Telescope January 17, 2016
by Bacon62812 November 27, 2017
a sexual experience that occurs on the hood of a car, especially from the male's point of view; a man having sex with a woman on the hood of her car
by Holly M S May 07, 2010