Mud Puddle

When a women gets so turned on her butt gets so excited, she secretes out her butt. It's a combination of poop and discharge out a woman's butt.

Graham ate a girl out and she was super turned on, therefore she mud puddled.

by colinJGR December 15, 2011

Mud Flaps

When someone's butt hangs down pretty low.

"Big bottoms, big bottoms! Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em!"

by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003

Mud Flaps

A gay persons balls

Check out the mud flaps on him

by Mlcar188 February 4, 2014

mud bogging

Shitting on a girl's chest and then motor boating her.

"Hey baby, I have to take a huge shit so bad, wanna go mud bogging?"

by lgbitchassholecuntfaggotslut August 8, 2013

mud pole

A white man's penis, used to penetrate a black woman's pussy or asshole. Derrogatory term used to disparage a desperate white man or loser. A nigger lover.

Herman was hangin' out on the south side last night with Shaneequa. The fuckin' mud pole!

by jdog1096 November 10, 2006

Mud Noodling

The act of sticking your fist up a girls ass as you stick your penis inside her vagina and then proceeding to jerk yourself off through the thin skin dividing her poop shoot and pussy.

Dude, last night my step-mom said if I finished my homework on time I could do whatever I wanted that evening, so I took her mud noodling

by SśS January 30, 2019

Mud-Suprise

A mud-suprise is something you give to your cat after a long shower. your body feels warm, relaxed, almost in a nirvana state, thats why you need to face fuck your cat

OJ Sampson:"Hey, Fellow PETA supporter. How was the Mud-Suprise you gave to your cat"
PETA-supporter: "I want to riddle my own dong"

by An obivious cuck April 9, 2017