wwii helmet

An abnormally large penis head

I can see that WWII helmet through your shorts bro, are you torqued?

by Siiike June 17, 2014

cheese helmet

the GREATEST Rock'n roll band EVER, hailing from Stjørdal, Norway

I love Cheese helmet, like in I love ___

by Alf August 12, 2003

lazy bitch helper

When she lays there like a limp noddle

Man, baby was tired that I got me a big portion of lazy bitch helper

by Cider December 16, 2002

gonzo helmet

see pee wee helmet

Hey mrs. homeless woman! I'm gonna give you a gonzo helmet!!!!!

by Dr. Alex Pieron May 10, 2005

helpie

"A 'SELFIE' that's not only a self-portrait but a simultaneous cry for help." Selfies that you want to unsee.

"She's going overboard with the selfies, that last one was definitely a helpie... no one wants to witness that desperation."

by ghbdr February 19, 2014

derick help me

Its the version of pranking where you just beg for help, often you call akward and innopropriate hours such as 12:00 on a school night.

pranker: derick help me
prankee: who is this
pranker: help me please!
prankee: ...mom!?

See attached sound file

by DiZASTiX July 20, 2008

the british helmet

The British helmet is when a male gently places his genitals on top of a female companions head. The effect resembles that of an 1856 helmet of a British soldier.

Jenny was quietly reading in her favorite chair, when Shane rudely interrupted her by placing his balls on top of her head.

by Mike Jacobs June 29, 2005