Ham Wireless

Ham Wireless : The Act of being Ham fisted while surfing Grumble media when one is on the loo with an Intel centrino wifi laptop(or similar).
See also : Ham fisted , Grumble

Jimmy P was caught Ham Wireless the other day by his mum, she thought he was struggling with his bowel movements but he was actually struggling with himself!!!!

by Chris Kendall December 13, 2007

Ham Sloggin'

The act of utilizing a slam hog, hard sweaty sex with a woman who you know will be a regretful notch on the bedpost. (See Slam hog)

As soon as I got done ham sloggin' her, she wild goosed my cousin jed and I.

by crazyburgh January 10, 2008

Ham Jibblets

Another description for testicles.

Man: Damn, my ham jibblets are freezing.
Woman: Wow, you're a douchebag. What the fuck are ham jibblets?

by 3:51PM March 28, 2008

ham certains

young vaginal flaps before it turns into roastbeef certains

man she had tasty ham certains

by pauky dounut October 24, 2008

Ham Daisy

Euphemism for a female rectum...

"I could totally go to town on her ham daisy..."

by goatsbane June 17, 2009

ham sandwich

when you take someones face and put it in between your thighs ,then proceed to rub there face around in it

yo dude that piece of shit gave me a ham sandwich

by jenna tilworts September 27, 2009

Ham Beard

A Ham Beard can be identified as a beard with an unacceptable amount of hair on it. So when eating, a piece of table food may fall into the beard without the person knowing it. Like a piece of holiday ham.

Dan has a disgusting Ham Beard

by shesaidshewas18 January 9, 2010