ham sandwich

The ham sandwich can be invoked as a defense for someone who feels wrongfully accused. This comes from the saying that a good prosecutor could indict a ham sandwich, thereby pointing out that one should not presume the indicted is guilty.

Tom Delay, a congressional majority leader in the United States, was indicted on ethics violations. His colleagues came to his defense by invoking the "ham sandwich" defense. This defense became well known when Delay defender Senator Mike Rodgers confused the public by misusing the phrase when he said "... any attorney knows you can get an indictment with a ham sandwich." Obviously he meant "against a ham sandwich."

by Mitch Monmouth August 27, 2005

ham salad

Tyler novaceks vagina

derek eats ham salad everyday

by brendon w February 4, 2009

Going Ham

When muslims convert back to christianity

Al-Rasheed: I haven't seen Al-Jalil in a minute.
Hassan:I think he's Going ham

by Meezy-Me October 11, 2008

ass ham

having a nasty ass; an ass that looks like chipped ham. A gross, untoned, disgusting ass.

sean, you have some serious ass ham
girl ew, you got some ass ham going on there, tone that shit up!

by nabricarol May 16, 2011

dangly ham

a vagina with really saggy flaps caused by too much time with big dicks beef curtains

dillin likes to chew some dangly ham

by troyarnold92 December 31, 2008

Pressing ham

Masturbating, to jerk off

Nick tried to bust in on Joel pressing ham.

by Sergeant Doncho June 20, 2019

ham howitzer

1. Descriptive term for a large penis. See also pork sword.

I launched a borage of pork projectiles on Jennifers face with my ham howitzer.

by crank April 20, 2005