ham sandwich

The ham sandwich can be invoked as a defense for someone who feels wrongfully accused. This comes from the saying that a good prosecutor could indict a ham sandwich, thereby pointing out that one should not presume the indicted is guilty.

Tom Delay, a congressional majority leader in the United States, was indicted on ethics violations. His colleagues came to his defense by invoking the "ham sandwich" defense. This defense became well known when Delay defender Senator Mike Rodgers confused the public by misusing the phrase when he said "... any attorney knows you can get an indictment with a ham sandwich." Obviously he meant "against a ham sandwich."

by Mitch Monmouth August 27, 2005

ham salad

Tyler novaceks vagina

derek eats ham salad everyday

by brendon w February 4, 2009

Going Ham

When muslims convert back to christianity

Al-Rasheed: I haven't seen Al-Jalil in a minute.
Hassan:I think he's Going ham

by Meezy-Me October 11, 2008

ass ham

having a nasty ass; an ass that looks like chipped ham. A gross, untoned, disgusting ass.

sean, you have some serious ass ham
girl ew, you got some ass ham going on there, tone that shit up!

by nabricarol May 16, 2011

Ham Dogging

In leu of a prophylactic, a male wraps a piece of lunch meat around his penis to use as a condom.

After John couldn't find a condom, he pulled a piece of ham out of his sandwich to wrap around his penis. He was ham dogging it.

by A Spam April 1, 2010

ham-hawed

Another way to say that you are getting strong-armed into doing something against your will.

"My girlfriend ham-hawed me into going to a B2K concert at the fair tomorrow night."

by CFD November 5, 2005

ham howitzer

1. Descriptive term for a large penis. See also pork sword.

I launched a borage of pork projectiles on Jennifers face with my ham howitzer.

by crank April 20, 2005