hawking

v. Thinking up a beautiful, thoughtful, or elegant plan: usually to avoid work or school.

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Fake leg casts! That will not work. You are not hawking man. Stand back; let a man-sized brainpan get to work up in this clubhouse.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2018

York Hawk

A joke name that sounds like “your cock.”
The counterpart of “Mike Hawk.”

α: Can I see York?
β: Who is York?
α: York Hawk!

by Mr. Twinkieface October 9, 2022

toby hawkings

A big boi and a very large dick for this boi Kieran’s never gonna know what he missed

Toby Hawkings likes it good

by LeftAlliance February 19, 2018

Hawked Out

When you are impaired to the point that your arms are glued down, your head is part of someone elses body, and you don't have legs anymore. In honor of the great Stephen Hawkins

I surpassed the point of high and got completely hawked out

by TheByrdman August 2, 2018

Hawkings

Based off of stephen hawking - When you in a Playstation Party Chat. Sometimes the person sounds just like Hawking. Hence the word Hawkings

Friends: Hawkings

by clownphucker69 December 1, 2020

Take the hood off the hawk

Take the hood off the hawk: the act of pulling back the foreskin to expose the glans of the penis.

"When I'm lathering myself in the shower, I make sure to take the hood off the hawk—it's the final touch for a job well done!"

by Dnalor75 August 10, 2024

Shit Hawk

A shit hawk is something that has been coming your way for a long long time just too one day swoop down and take a big shit on you and your life.

Shitty shit shitty shit hawk

by Mr.Unknown0 December 9, 2021