Crack Hands

When someone's hands are never steady, ever. Like that of a crackheads.

Sean:"Yo, i saw Aaron cutting a peice of paper today, took em like 58 minutes"
Miguel:"Yeah, motherfuckers got crack hands, he needa lay off the pipe."
Aaron:"What'd you say motherfucker?!"
Miguel:"Stfu its not like you can hold a gun straight enough to shoot me, cracky."
Sean:Lawl

by Albusdumbledore November 22, 2011

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edward hands

In reference to the main character of the Twilight books by Stephenie Meyer. Edward Cullen, a vampire has an unnaturally low body temperature, leaving his hands always cold.

"He went outside in the winter with no gloves on, so now he has edward hands"

by Katrina29 January 6, 2008

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manatee hand

An insult used to describe someone as clumsy, awkward, or totally useless. (imagine someone with manatees for hands, pretty useless huh?)

You can't do shit you damn manatee hand. OR Dude, I wouldn't let that guy operate on you he's got friggin' manatee hands.

by haMMiE February 4, 2004

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STD hands

When you use your hands as a weapon after rubbing them on your genitalia (or in kia's case after finger banging a dirty sloot).

don't, otherwise you're gonna get STD hands

by Bravo from MIT February 14, 2003

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heavy-handed

A term describing a generous bartender. This bartender always fills your pint glass to the brim and ensures you get your money's worth in any mixed drink.

"Jack sure is a heavy-handed bartender, there's just enough cranberry juice in this cranberry vodka to give it color."

"I'm starting to think Lisa is a cougar, she's always heavy-handed with attractive frat boys."

by Rena Jae November 2, 2011

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