giraffe on her head

A provocative position, when a guy stands with legs splayed, hands to the floor, and lowers his ball sack onto a partners forehead.

Liz had a giraffe on her head.

by thefriskyfrisky April 19, 2020

Max Grafe

The supreme lord of all. A god at DDR and a force to be reckoned with at Call of duty and most First Person Shooter games.

He looks at porn all day and drinks milk while talking to hot chicks online, he always wants to score and he thinks you should start worshipping him now.

No one can taste his skill at computers because he's already hacking into yours now. Get back to work.

I love max grafe, i want to make lots of kids with him - Jenna Jameson

by Max Grafe August 2, 2004

nut graf

Often the second paragraph in a feature news story, it is referred to as such because after the first line (or lead), you have to bust your balls to get the rest of the story out.

A: Hey how's that story on that suspicious white van coming along?
B: Not too bad really, but the nut graf is giving me a hard time.

by captain banana trousers January 16, 2017

graffiti

a peace of art but people treated as something that is really bad so because of that people define it as a felony witch is not true because a lot of define it as art.

if they see a wall with graffiti letters people think is really bad so they don't agree with it.

by sivek June 10, 2010

Giraffe

Someone who can suck a dick from afar. (n, adj.)

1. "That bitch looks like a Giraffe!"
2. "She's a mean giraffe."

by WeRWeed247 October 18, 2011

Gaffing

The presant tense form of the word Gaff. A cough that is uncontrolably released when a person intraveniously injects meth, and is followed by an intense uphoria.

Oh my gawd, (cough) I cant believe how high I am, (cough) Im STILL gaffing, dude.

by MerryChrismeth April 27, 2010

gaffling

Bullshitting, taking forever to do something.

He was gaffling on bringing the weed to me.

by Jaycj July 25, 2014