noun /ˈɡäbyəˌnizəm/
1. A mixed political system with no apparent moral convictions toward any extreme or ideal. Filled with arbitrary laws and regulations that attempt to satisfy all and thereby satisfy none. Born of neoliberalism, but neither new nor liberal; progresses to fascism.
2. A goblin-like statist societal structure prevalent throughout the western world with individualist and collectivist elements mixed at near-random.
1. A mixed political system with no apparent moral convictions toward any extreme or ideal. Filled with arbitrary laws and regulations that attempt to satisfy all and thereby satisfy none. Born of neoliberalism, but neither new nor liberal; progresses to fascism.
2. A goblin-like statist societal structure prevalent throughout the western world with individualist and collectivist elements mixed at near-random.
"This would never happen under true communism." "No but it sure would under gobbunism."
"We live in a gobbunist dystopia."
"We live in a gobbunist dystopia."
by Remus Bailey Ryens September 12, 2021
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by GOOBPUNK October 4, 2021
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a person or thing that creates annoyance, displeasure or disappointment; also used as a term of endearment.
Joe spent 20 minutes setting up the blender to blend a drink that should take 20 seconds to make. What a goober!
"Hey you cut in line in front of me, don't be a goober. I've been waiting here 5 minutes."
What are you doing digging up the beach, looking for treasure I bet. You little goober.
"Hey you cut in line in front of me, don't be a goober. I've been waiting here 5 minutes."
What are you doing digging up the beach, looking for treasure I bet. You little goober.
by AbleA October 5, 2021
Get the goober mug.A system of government based on globes and anti flat earthers. Originally intended as a way to take over discord and control it as a globe based dictatorship using the esmbot's &globe feature. The system directly mocks stalinist communism, except nothing goes to the people and all goes to the dictator. The more someone resembles a globe, the higher up in the social class they will be.
Originally conceived by the discord user guck king#7676 on a weed fueled rant
Originally conceived by the discord user guck king#7676 on a weed fueled rant
by Theglobeman November 22, 2021
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by goobisthebest November 22, 2021
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1. They really like being a goob, huh?
2. Everyone at Halloween looks super goob-ish
3. You've really goobed
4. They're a goob compared to last year...
2. Everyone at Halloween looks super goob-ish
3. You've really goobed
4. They're a goob compared to last year...
by L9 Shune November 28, 2021
Get the Goob mug.The excrement from male genitalia known also as jizz, cum, baby gravy, load, nut, mojo, johnson and johnson wax, nature’s hair gel, sperm, or semen that is produced from sexual stimuli. This can also be given as a numerical value and occur in units such as “a goob loogie.”
“She slid down on my totem pole and I blew a goob loogie off in her.”
“I didn’t bust all week so I shot off three goob loogies to catch up.”
“I didn’t bust all week so I shot off three goob loogies to catch up.”
by Averagewelder163 November 28, 2021
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