Golden Cookie

The perfect racial combination of a newborn baby consisting of 1/3 Asian, 1/3 black, and 1/3 Caucasian, resulting in a golden-like skin tone.

My child ended up being a golden cookie after I smashed that half Asian half white girl. How lucky could my black ass get!

by oProton March 9, 2019

golden noodle

the dildo of royalty. made of pure gold.

I misplaced my golden noodle, can I borrow yours?

by georgINA spellvin January 26, 2010

golden parachute

An obscenely brobdingnagian severance package to an incompetent corporate executive who has been dismissed due to an egregious act(s) of greed. Golden parachutes, often ranging in the billions of dollars, are given to CEOs who have eliminated/raided the employee pension fund, closed work places due to massive oversea outsourcing or wall st. bankers stealing the equity out of hard working Americans' homes, dealing a death blow to the American dream.

Politicians oppose any type of aid or break for Americans because their own golden parachutes insure that themselves and their family maintain a standard of living which few Americans can afford or will ever know for themselves.

by Lou Daveeko November 7, 2016

golden blumpkin

the time during your blumpkin when your done taking the crap so whether or not its still ocuring the person giving it will receive a golden shower......but its mainly in their mouth/on their face.

I heard he gave her a golden blumpkin thats why they broke up.

by tophieCC March 11, 2010

The Golden Parachute

When a guy stands up and proceeds to urinate all over the sheets while his female companion is sleeping underneath them.

"I woke up with a morning boner and the bitch wouldn't fuck me so I gave her the Golden Parachute and then left for work"

by Sir Fraz March 30, 2009

A Golden Ticket

When a female gets with a male that uses (Trojan) 'Magnums'. She receives "A Golden Ticket". Magnums are wrapped in a golden wrapper.

Shelly: "How was your date with Doug?"
Natalia: "It was awesome, I got a golden ticket!"
Shelly: "You lucky Bitch!"

by Bluemelody84 May 21, 2008

Golden dragon

A cross between a golden shower and an angry dragon whereas guy urinates into the girls mouth and causes it to exit through her nostrils.

Brad: I gave Sheila a golden dragon last night. She had piss running down her face.

by Angry Wasp December 31, 2012