a man who comes into your house and gorilla masks all your toilet seats. he wears a ski mask and carries a pornographic magazine in his back pocket. scientists believe this is the leading cause of unknown pubic hair showing up on yor toilet seat worldwide. the gorilla mask stranger comes into your house when you are on holiday away from your home, at house parties and large get-togethers. the gorilla mask stranger then goes inside discreetly, finds all the bathrooms and proceeds to gorilla mask them.
guy 1: oh dude, after the party last night my toilet seats were totally covered with pubes. it was so gross, i needed gloves and a mask to clean them off. ill never feel comfortable on my can again.
guy 2: it was the gorilla mask stranger dude. the bastard must have gotten in last night
guy 2: it was the gorilla mask stranger dude. the bastard must have gotten in last night
by frog-man-thing September 25, 2009
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Often found in the poor areas of own
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White Girl: Poo bitch I don't want your hairy-ass boyfriend
White Girl: Poo bitch I don't want your hairy-ass boyfriend
by gorilla hater October 27, 2008
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Made by Damon Albarn (vocals, keyboard) and Jamie Hewllett (cartoons)
2D-vocals,keyboard, international sex symbol, super hot, to sexy to be real
Murdoc-founder, bass, gross, in jail, too sketchy to be real
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Made by Damon Albarn (vocals, keyboard) and Jamie Hewllett (cartoons)
2D-vocals,keyboard, international sex symbol, super hot, to sexy to be real
Murdoc-founder, bass, gross, in jail, too sketchy to be real
Noodle- guitar, Japanese, got into band in FedEx crate, too perfect to be real
Russel-percussion, overweight black guy from 'Mercia, haunted by friends who rap in some songs, too fat to be real
by Noodle27 October 19, 2018
Get the Gorillaz mug.Herb-smoking mammals native to Tacoma's Point Defiance Park, though in recent years they have spread to other urban wilds. They pose little threat to those who are "cool", but have been known to savagely assault and mutilate any who demonize the green plant to which they are so partial. Cannaboids have been scientifically proven to increase awareness of these, our simian brethren. They often reveal themselves to the extremely stoned, as strange unexplainable sounds in the night.
(deep roar bellows)
Stoner 1: Do you hear that?
Stoner 2:(coughs, *passes blunt*)Here what?
Hippie/Shaman Dude: That my friends, is the smoking call of the 253 Gorillas. Don't worry, if we leave them our roach, they pose no danger.
Stoner 1: Do you hear that?
Stoner 2:(coughs, *passes blunt*)Here what?
Hippie/Shaman Dude: That my friends, is the smoking call of the 253 Gorillas. Don't worry, if we leave them our roach, they pose no danger.
by 253 Gorilla February 22, 2008
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