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Glass Of Water Girl

A seemingly attractive female whom many men have fallen for initially, only for them to notice her dull personality.
You could send the funniest joke to this girl and the best reply you'd get would be 'lol' or 'lmao'. Often there's a chance for her to not respond at all.
Anyone dating the Glass Of Water Girl will grow up to become a middle-aged white man in a childhood sweetheart marriage that neither spouse is interested in anymore.
Eugene: Ugghh I sent this hilarious meme to jacky and all I got as a reply was ''Lmao'', I tried to continue the conversation and she just left me on read.
Donald: Hey man, she's not worth it, she's just a goddamn Glass Of Water Girl.
by Not Chirpy June 29, 2021
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Glass Cannon Moderation

A moderation system in which it is effectively a glass cannon, usually consisting of slight discrepancies or bias to result in a mishap in servers.

This is most common in communities with corrupt moderation teams or outright bad ones.
Otis: "bro did you get banned from the forum"
Paul: "yeah, their Glass Cannon Moderation banned me for something slightly inappropriate when he wrote 3 troll posts"
by Not AstroSoup_ May 5, 2022
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Brimming glass of spiders

"Are you thirsty? We have water, soda, juice, spiders, be-"
"spiders?"
"okay, spiders it is then"
"no, that's not what I-"
But he was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders
by bbasic February 21, 2021
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glass bottomed boat

the act of wrapping seran wrap around a partner's head, and then performing the cleveland steamer on the seran wrap.
by Anonymous April 15, 2003
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Glass Pattern Baldness

Premature balding found in test tube babies.
I went to the doctor and discovered that not only was I a test tube baby, but that this would cause me to develop glass pattern baldness by the time I am 23.
by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010
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glass coffee table

A metaphor for the larger thing being destroyed in an attempt to eliminate a much smaller thing.
The conservative justices might have noted that 'voting fraud', which several states claim they are trying to prevent, is essentially nonexistent. As one federal judge put it, such laws are akin to using “a sledgehammer to hit an imaginary fly on a glass coffee table.”
by Monkey's Dad July 2, 2021
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Tuna a la glass

A delicacy made out of a can of tuna and powdered glass. Mix the glass into the tuna, and serve to cats. The cats will love it as it cuts through their teeth and gums, and will enjoy the experience of crapping it out, if they live long enough.
"Honey, those stray cats are coming around again. I think we better give them Tuna a la Glass this time."
by Rossi October 11, 2004
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