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Time gnomes

Little assholes who steal/misplace you belongings
The time gnomes put my phone in a can on paint when I wasn’t looking
by Albedo February 4, 2021
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Hairy gnome

A short gnome with a long beard.
David told the man, “You’re so short you look like a hairy gnome with your long beard, dude. Haha, I believe you wouldn’t be so dramatic about that even if you’re cool and mathematic.”
by The Fat Chav July 4, 2021
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Garden gnome

Someone from the FNG discord server who thinks garden gnomes are funny, he is also a Salah simp like you are. The amount of cringe he produces is usually unreal. His opinions are also questionable.
Tuna's are the best type of fish, no debate. Said by garden gnome on the 12 th of July
by Some garden gnome July 12, 2021
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Mooning gnome

Mooning gnome is an image, or collection of images, used on Facebook to warn users that a group is without an active admin and therefore has gone downhill and has no quality anymore. In the worst case the group is taken over by scammers and/or spammers. The image is placed ant there is no admin to remove it.
I don't trust this post about a student room, because there was a mooning gnome right above it, in the same group.
by DaanWebstra September 22, 2021
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Garden Gnome

Some tiny little man who is one of the funniest and coolest guy you will meet. He is such a well rounded guy and is good at almost everything he does. (He is also very good looking). But the one down size is he is tiny and can be a dick.
Ya know, Tyler is such a Garden Gnome
by ur mom gay 1245780 September 24, 2021
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Garden gnome

A man 5’7” or below: considered garden gnome height
Look at him! He’s the size of a garden gnome!”
by What tf is up, Kyle December 23, 2021
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Been Gnomed

If you are born between 1 January and 31 December.
YOU HAVE BEEN GNOMED
My friend is a gnome
another friend says you have been gnomed because you are a gnome
by GamerGnome March 9, 2022
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