Garden Salad

The vegan act of a garden salad, involving a carrot and a piece of celery. With permission, the carrot is inserted into the ass whilst the celery is placed in the vagina. Depending on preference this can be eaten for breakfast, lunch, or dinner, or simply used as storage.

I didn't wanna just tease the girl, so i gave her the tastiest garden salad she's ever had.

by kickflipinyoface October 15, 2010

Garden hoser

A naive university student who works at a greenhouse over the summer between semesters, unaware of what a 'hoser' is, thus causing all his friends to break out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter.

Dave R.: "I got a new nickname this summer, my boss calls me a garden hoser."

(Friends laugh)

Dave R.: "What? What's so funny?"

by marcuspolacus October 18, 2010

Gardening

Gardening has multiple meanings.

Gardening some type of fruit or vegetable doesn't sound too bad right now. When you get the bad weeds etc. Whoever is doing a shitty job of it.These people are fake, taking credit for shit that's not there's, wrong answer almost every time, "switched" personalities, "voices" are counteracting, "empath" , a lot of snitches (bad), not thinking before they do things etc. What does my dad, Jeff Croskey have to do with anything? I'd ask but him and my mom just lie, so. I'd listen to me over any of these other people. If they say not to listen or talk to me, don't listen to them. Think you people would have a mind of your own instead of being brainwashed. They are ignorant, brainwashed, benefitting off of lies to you. The "voices" in head, people can hear your thoughts. These people aren't in any way crazy and DON'T that don't need rehab. *FOR WHAT BETTER BE THE LAST TIME , 2 PEOPLE NEED TO TALK TO ME IN PERSON NOW* (E.L. and K.K.) I was trying to cover stuff up so no one knew. Think you'd be a little smarter, way this is going where people hear people's thoughts, people are going to end up knowing anything and everything with how much of it wrong. Kuhiwa "Jessica Erwin) called the Honea Path Police Departmen on me, lied to them and she works for them. Kuhiwa means lowest of the low. She's the opposite of me in almost everyway.

by #1Fan(sarcastic) July 14, 2019

The Gardens

A Short Way Of Sayin Jersey Gardens
which is a movie theater in New Jersey.
Often Said Over MySpace Status/Mood
&_ Or Aim Status.

Yo Son, The Gardens Was Bumpin Last Night.

Son, I Was Chillin at The Gardens Last Night.

by cheyali. December 27, 2008

Beer Garden

A person's anus/rear end.

1)"What are you doing tonight, John?"
"Going out for a drink with the missus, hope to end up in the beer garden"
2) I took my girlfriend in the beer garden last night

by Gavin Davies February 19, 2008

Gardener

An Idiot from Texas; see Kozol

That guy is such a gardener

by Largo September 24, 2004

avant garde

The look of a coffee chick.

"You have that airy, petite, avant garde look."

by thekiddnapping February 16, 2010